Jul 12 2007Handsoap
Is your regular hand soap just not creepy enough? Then get a bag of Handsoap, which is hand soap shaped into little baby hands. Each 'hand' is hand made out of goat’s milk glycerin and has a light scent. You can get a bag for $12 but, I mean, why?
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Reader Comments
1. whoneedsenemies - July 12, 2007 5:46 PM
That is some creepy shit....
2. jackblaster - July 12, 2007 5:58 PM
id like to stick these up my poopchute probably 6 or 7 at a time
3. jillybean - July 12, 2007 5:59 PM
Just the hand? I can settle for nothing less than soap fetuses.
4. fruitdioxide - July 12, 2007 6:04 PM
Wow, now you can say you cut off babies' hands and display them in your bathroom...
5. boxedj - July 12, 2007 6:11 PM
..or in your mouth
6. betch - July 12, 2007 6:20 PM
made from genuine baby hands!
7. Amy - July 12, 2007 6:21 PM
What, no eyes or hearts?
8. Dr Rumble - July 12, 2007 6:26 PM
It's so freaking literal.
9. RandomNigel - July 12, 2007 6:33 PM
Roffle. The one baby hand is doing the "ILU" sign. Nice.
And it'd be better if they were adult hands.
Or full babies. One or the other.
10. none - July 12, 2007 6:40 PM
they don't have clocks, they suck. though i suppose you could place them in some numerical order to show the time that they were placed at...
11. LOl - July 12, 2007 6:58 PM
a penis would be better.
12. SuperStoned420 - July 12, 2007 8:40 PM
*throws up*
13. Toni-Maree - July 12, 2007 9:14 PM
Imagine actually washing yourself with these? Its just way too creepy, i mean rubbing a baby hand all over yourself? I think i speak for everyone when i say No Thank You Sir...
14. .Ben - July 13, 2007 12:22 AM
Maybe wearing them down a little first. Surely washing your nipples is less crazy with a baby stump?
15. buzz_clik - July 13, 2007 12:53 AM
They look delicious.
16. Maddy - July 13, 2007 2:05 AM
worst soap idea ever, it looks creepy and sick. i don`t even want to imagine if you have guests home and they ask to use the bathroom and see these fat baby hands in there.....
17. vixen - July 13, 2007 8:11 AM
#15-
nice.
i was thinking myself, use those moulds for chocolate baby hands. i'd much rather eat baby parts than rub them on my body.
oooh wait , ultimate.
do both.
18. vixen - July 13, 2007 8:12 AM
oh, and i neglected to notice the cool baby body part sack up there. that's just convenient. and classy too, notice they didn't go cheap.
19. Shiftcore - July 13, 2007 9:16 AM
It seems like they took the time to hack off the hands from a fleet of cabbage patch kids' and cast molds from them to make high end soap.
Narrator: [about the soap] "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
20. GuySmiley - July 13, 2007 10:23 AM
GuySmiley has a plate that looks just like this in his freezer... I'm going to sue.
21. Scatze - July 13, 2007 10:31 AM
I think baby feet would've been better....yup, hands down, better...
22. jason - July 13, 2007 12:02 PM
michael jackson just bought a lifetime supply of these
23. Freck - July 13, 2007 12:47 PM
Sad that there's only anglo-baby hands. Except that big grayish hand in the back which is apparently a zombie hand. Probably an anglo-zombie hand.
I only keep ethnic children's body parts in my bathroom. Enough said.
24. Joe Fonebone - July 13, 2007 7:03 PM
Paedophile-tastic!
25. gizelle - July 14, 2007 1:36 AM
wait, so i'm the only one who's seriously getting them?
26. ajax - July 14, 2007 6:46 PM
lol #11 soapy phallus
27. bertha - January 17, 2009 11:46 AM
hey,
they're selling more handsoap at http://www.plasticfoliage.com/
28. Pussy Getta - January 30, 2009 1:30 PM
That f***ing crazy
29. Pussy Getta - January 30, 2009 1:33 PM
http://www.plasticfoliage.com/ Their so f***ing gay
30. schmatta - February 7, 2009 5:01 PM
So this is where aborted children go when they die . . .
31. dharma - November 12, 2009 12:00 PM
i'm anxiously awaiting the arrival of my new handsoap - these are fantastic....quite beautiful....yes, obviously, a conversation piece, but most notably, the seemingly very few of us who can appreciate art CAN and DO recognize this as an artpiece. It will not be rubbed on my nipples, it will not be going in my "poopshoot" and it certainly will not entertain thoughts of pedophelia. THIS IS AN ARTPIECE you morons. I guess it just didn't occur to me, as a sculptor myself, that there were so MANY morons who simply cannot or do not appreciate ART. And by the way....have any of you actually read a book lately?
32. genegenie - November 12, 2009 12:02 PM
#31 love your comments - PERFECT JUST PERFECT - reflects my thoughts exactly. Thank you!