Jul 12 2007Handsoap
Is your regular hand soap just not creepy enough? Then get a bag of Handsoap, which is hand soap shaped into little baby hands. Each 'hand' is hand made out of goat’s milk glycerin and has a light scent. You can get a bag for $12 but, I mean, why?
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Reader Comments
1. whoneedsenemies - July 12, 2007 5:46 PM
That is some creepy shit....
2. jackblaster - July 12, 2007 5:58 PM
id like to stick these up my poopchute probably 6 or 7 at a time
3. jillybean - July 12, 2007 5:59 PM
Just the hand? I can settle for nothing less than soap fetuses.
4. fruitdioxide - July 12, 2007 6:04 PM
Wow, now you can say you cut off babies' hands and display them in your bathroom...
5. boxedj - July 12, 2007 6:11 PM
..or in your mouth
6. betch - July 12, 2007 6:20 PM
made from genuine baby hands!
7. Amy - July 12, 2007 6:21 PM
What, no eyes or hearts?
8. Dr Rumble - July 12, 2007 6:26 PM
It's so freaking literal.
9. RandomNigel - July 12, 2007 6:33 PM
Roffle. The one baby hand is doing the "ILU" sign. Nice.
And it'd be better if they were adult hands.
Or full babies. One or the other.
10. none - July 12, 2007 6:40 PM
they don't have clocks, they suck. though i suppose you could place them in some numerical order to show the time that they were placed at...
11. LOl - July 12, 2007 6:58 PM
a penis would be better.
12. SuperStoned420 - July 12, 2007 8:40 PM
*throws up*
13. Toni-Maree - July 12, 2007 9:14 PM
Imagine actually washing yourself with these? Its just way too creepy, i mean rubbing a baby hand all over yourself? I think i speak for everyone when i say No Thank You Sir...
14. .Ben - July 13, 2007 12:22 AM
Maybe wearing them down a little first. Surely washing your nipples is less crazy with a baby stump?
15. buzz_clik - July 13, 2007 12:53 AM
They look delicious.
16. Maddy - July 13, 2007 2:05 AM
worst soap idea ever, it looks creepy and sick. i don`t even want to imagine if you have guests home and they ask to use the bathroom and see these fat baby hands in there.....
17. vixen - July 13, 2007 8:11 AM
#15-
nice.
i was thinking myself, use those moulds for chocolate baby hands. i'd much rather eat baby parts than rub them on my body.
oooh wait , ultimate.
do both.
18. vixen - July 13, 2007 8:12 AM
oh, and i neglected to notice the cool baby body part sack up there. that's just convenient. and classy too, notice they didn't go cheap.
19. Shiftcore - July 13, 2007 9:16 AM
It seems like they took the time to hack off the hands from a fleet of cabbage patch kids' and cast molds from them to make high end soap.
Narrator: [about the soap] "Tyler sold his soap to department stores at $20 a bar. Lord knows what they charged. It was beautiful. We were selling rich women their own fat asses back to them."
20. GuySmiley - July 13, 2007 10:23 AM
GuySmiley has a plate that looks just like this in his freezer... I'm going to sue.
21. Scatze - July 13, 2007 10:31 AM
I think baby feet would've been better....yup, hands down, better...
22. jason - July 13, 2007 12:02 PM
michael jackson just bought a lifetime supply of these
23. Freck - July 13, 2007 12:47 PM
Sad that there's only anglo-baby hands. Except that big grayish hand in the back which is apparently a zombie hand. Probably an anglo-zombie hand.
I only keep ethnic children's body parts in my bathroom. Enough said.
24. Joe Fonebone - July 13, 2007 7:03 PM
Paedophile-tastic!
25. gizelle - July 14, 2007 1:36 AM
wait, so i'm the only one who's seriously getting them?
26. ajax - July 14, 2007 6:46 PM
lol #11 soapy phallus