Gold Hello Kitty Business Card

This is a Hello Kitty business card made out of real gold. The business card commemorates Hello Kitty's 33rd anniversary and is made from 99.99% pure gold. It's a limited edition and costs $85. I just like how they made it as if it were a real business card. Friendship Ambassador? I'm totally putting that on my business card. Although I'm not sure why it also has her sign and blood type. Weirdest business card ever?

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