Jul 2 2007Geekologie is looking for additional writers

I bet there's some minimum age limit, isn't there?
>_<

So, um, I want the job. But I don't really want to get paid. In money. Could I get payment with Transformers toys? Seriously, I'm 18 and a geek. So... ? Let's transform and roll out! Or write up! Or lather up. Let's lather up.

^ I vote that Darling Nicky becomes a Geekologie writer tbh.

Sorry, Noel Coward is dead.

I see, so ur telling me, the people are getting paid for writing this stuff. holy fagizzles. i swear jesus is up there going damn i want his job...anyway! i believe this darling nicky person may be onto something with the transformers toys, (what with the success of the current movie as well as those dildos which become like...double dildos) I really think u;d get more applicants if you offered transformers toys instead of money.

oh frig.....I having been dreaming about this day for so long now....

and when I say dreaming I mean barfing with application-anticipation-jitters.

For a geek, have you not got the concept that if you get paid money, you can buy transformer toys? You can also buy a microwave...they work in combination.

Sorry, but Transformers toys and microwaves do not work in combination.

Pay me! How much nerdier does it get - I'm a map maker AND a geeky blogger. You just can't beat that. Well, you could, but I really need the money! Plus, I make a mean chicken marsala.

Well, I write software. So there!

But why get the middle man involved? I already work part-time as a support tech for a museum, I use that money to buy that other stuff. Like food and water and electricity. Plus, I listened to the original Transformers theme for two hours straight while I was working today. That doesn't really matter, its just pure awesome.

I'll take the job, but I filled out an Anti-Clown app already. Does that mean I need to to another one?

And I've already applied! Now all I have to do is pray to Jor-El or Yoda or something. Who do geeks pray to anyway?

You can kneel down in front of me if you'd like.

Cthulu. There's really no lower you can go than being a loser of losers. Go pull your application out of its interwebz tube and kill yourself.

Beh.

Just bring hedonistica back.

I'm sorry, did someone mention a Transformers bartering system of some sort? Because if we're going to start using them as money, I am set for life.

is material given to the writers or are they responsible for finding their own material?

What Daniel said. Also, what RandomNigel said. In a nutshell: do we get material? is there a minimum wage? do I get complimentary hero-worship and/or health insurance benefits as well?

maybe this time around they'll get someone with a somewhat decent sense of humor

I want this job. I never sleep, I spend everyday mast... surfing on the internet.
Plus, I'm freaking funny ! Well, that's what the voices in my head keep telling me. KILL THEM ALL, KILL THEM ALL !

so i've applied.

i've got 3 reasons why i'm good enough:

1. i attract more geeks than natalie portman.
2. i'm into string theory.
3. i'm used to having geeks drool over me. and around me.

and, just in case, i have purchased a starwars action figure off ebay.

Hmm. A GIRL ! A GIRL ! (Am I Geek enough ?)
That's not Cookologie or Bring-me-a-beer-ologie here, sorry.
(Am I stupid enough ?)

you know, you just might be.

(hands beer over... whatever... stop drooling on my ipod, nimrod)