Jul 6 2007Emergency Stool
The Emergency Stool is a laser cut panel of Baltic Birch plywood and can be quickly assembled by simply breaking the panel into its individual parts without the use of tools or fasteners. Although it looks a little too complicated for me. If I tried putting it together I'm pretty sure I'd end up with a pile of broken wood.
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Reader Comments
1. Jab - July 6, 2007 11:36 AM
I'm pretty sure that I could assemble it but would break it as soon as I tried to sit on it. Not that I'm fat.
2. Amy - July 6, 2007 12:02 PM
I really can't think of a single situation where it's absolutely criticical that I sit down. Quick, get out the emergency stool! Phew, I'm seated now...and with only seconds to spare!!
3. Jab - July 6, 2007 12:23 PM
Amy FTW
4. Pastor Al - July 6, 2007 1:00 PM
How long do I have to plan my "emergency" in advance so I have time to put together this stool?
Also... are there really any stool emergencies?
5. berlinmassive - July 6, 2007 1:25 PM
i'm glad its super handy so i can always have it with me, so that in the unlikely event of a stool emergency, i'll just whip this thing out of my pocket and laugh at everyone else for not being able to sit on stool...
also, that thing looks a lot more like an emergency desk than a stool for some reason...
6. Rocko Solido - July 6, 2007 2:12 PM
Obviously Pastor Al's never been forced to wait in line for a single toilet restroom after successfully completing a "Five Jug Milk Chug" challenge...
If that isn't a stool emergency, I don't know what is. Fun with semantics!
7. Manuel Gonzales - July 6, 2007 3:39 PM
That'd be great for the emergency shelter posted a while back.
8. Tap - July 6, 2007 3:49 PM
Haha you said "stool."
9. mac - July 6, 2007 5:34 PM
Who doesn't want to sit on a hard, uncomfortable piece of wood? I mean, its not like there are other, more convenient, easily carried, chairs on the market.
10. Anexio - July 6, 2007 5:36 PM
...and when you are done with it you can fling your emergency stool at the monkey cage.
11. Pastor Al - July 6, 2007 9:58 PM
I had a stool:stool line... it just wasn't that funny.
12. proteon - July 6, 2007 10:05 PM
Don't be put off by how complicated it must be to put together. Be put off by how complicated it must be to put together during an emergency.
13. FF - July 7, 2007 2:43 AM
I think I'll hold out until the emergency Lazy-boy hits the market.
14. yatzer - July 7, 2007 5:55 AM
tahnk you for the link..
c.v.
15. SuperStoned420 - July 7, 2007 7:27 PM
Who else expected to see a turd encased in glass with a "break glass in case of emergency" sign...
16. RandomNigel - July 7, 2007 10:47 PM
I agree with # 13
17. Hoibbes - July 7, 2007 11:11 PM
Ok.... so this thing is very easily stored because it is just a flat piece of wood. But what about after the emergency, now I have all these pieces to screw around with. I'll use the much handier emergency sitting apparatus.... the ground.
18. Pastor Al - July 8, 2007 7:33 PM
Wait, wait... I got one... ahem.
I wonder if they'll give you one for free to try out... you know... a stool sample?
19. Pastor Al - July 8, 2007 7:45 PM
Another:
Hey... I hope the peices hold together tightly... no one likes loose stool.