Jul 11 2007Darth Vader Supreme Edition Costume
If you've got $850 to spare, you can get this Darth Vader Supreme Edition Costume which was actually made using the original Darth Vader molds. Pretty much everything is included, including all the body parts, the helmet, and even a breathing sound device. Although I can't tell if this is supposed to be displayed or actually worn. Wait, what am I talking about? It's for super nerds, so clearly it's for making love to!
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Reader Comments
1. Josh - July 11, 2007 5:38 PM
does it come with one's dignity too?
2. Holla-Man - July 11, 2007 5:38 PM
FIRST!!! DOH
3. RandomNigel - July 11, 2007 6:11 PM
So if it was made from the original Vader molds, does that mean it only comes in one size?
4. joflo - July 11, 2007 6:25 PM
i was thinking the same #3
there is nothing sexier than a grown man in a cape.
5. Pastor Al - July 11, 2007 6:25 PM
ewwwwww... vader mold.
6. joflo - July 11, 2007 6:25 PM
not to mention the fact that he paid $850 to play dress up.
7. Joe Mamma - July 11, 2007 6:29 PM
I really like the cod piece! ;-)
8. Tall Face - July 11, 2007 6:53 PM
"...including all the body parts" so it comes with a human being inside of it? SWEET, for only $850 thats a STEAL!
Hey Vader, do my laundry bitch!
9. ...Nice - July 11, 2007 11:24 PM
I'd tap that twice. *nods*
10. RandomNigel - July 12, 2007 1:49 AM
#4, especially a 5'11 foot man in a 7 foot tall suit wearing a cape.
*nodnod*
11. slurp9562 - July 12, 2007 2:30 AM
Nice!
Where is my frien, yome? He will like this costume!
How much did you say? $850? How... bad!
12. fruitdioxide - July 12, 2007 4:49 AM
Now, what if that questionable looking rectangle on his crotch was... a retractable vibrating dildo?
xD
13. Shifty - July 12, 2007 8:59 AM
This is probably the worst quality costume you can get for $850. It's so bad, the price has gone down to $550 on ebay...
The plastic is sometimes warped, the cloth is sheer, airy, and feels like cheap costume material, and it just reeks of all the characteristics of an economy model.
The only thing "deluxe" or "supreme" about it is the fact that it comes with all the parts necessary to build a Vader suit.
Do yourself a favor, if you're doing Vader -- Go fiberglass, wool, silk, leather, and at the very least, a really really good helmet. If you're willing to pay $850 for this off the shelf crap anyway, you most definitely afford to piece a decent one together yourself and have it look 10x better.
14. Shifty - July 12, 2007 9:03 AM
@RandomNigel
It comes in "standard" and "xl" and for those that are wondering why, it's because Dave Prowse (the original Vader) stands at 6'6". In my opinion it's the optimal height for scaring the sh*t out of small children in that outfit.
15. Rocko Solido - July 12, 2007 10:20 AM
#13; NEEEEEEEEERD!
Sorry, that was inappropriate and most certainly uncalled for. Sometimes I find it hard to suppress my inner-jock, especially when I'm cruising around in my Firebird and lettermen jacket, picking up my way hot cheerleader girlfriend so I can pound her out before the big pep rally Friday nig...NEEEEEEERD!
16. Shifty - July 12, 2007 10:30 AM
#15. Hilarious
17. elohel - July 12, 2007 11:41 AM
The best part about this was the page where you can buy it... the only sizes they stock are Large and Extra Large. They know their demographic!
18. Darth Fedor - July 12, 2007 1:28 PM
This will go along nicely with my Buttman and Rubbin costumes for my adult playtime costume collection... I have a lot of UFC underpants that I wear for adult playtime, but costumes like this make my ED hardly noticeable! It's all in the gimmick, as in, gimmick a lick.
19. gg705 - July 13, 2007 6:13 PM
#12. that would be perfect if only came with the Hello Kitty Vibrator/Lightsaber as well.