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Reader Comments
1. Me - July 13, 2007 9:11 PM
best pants ever
2. bewarethemidget - July 13, 2007 9:17 PM
If the average man wore these pants on the street he would instantly be surrounded by ninjas. Then Chuck norris would jump down from the sky, slaying the ninjas with one great roundhouse kick. Then he'd look to the man and say, "Silly mortal, The Action Pants are for me only!" And then he'd snap the man's neck with his mind. Because chuck norris is that cool.
3. Amy - July 13, 2007 10:50 PM
The son of the guy who runs this martial arts distribution company was childhood friends with my boyfriend. True story. It's too boring to be false.
4. KRiPPeR - July 13, 2007 11:20 PM
Chuck Norris is the only man who you can love without being gay.
5. Scatze - July 14, 2007 12:03 AM
Egg legs would look bitchin' in a pair of Action Jeans, and unlike his other jeans, there would be no binding.
6. Smartass - July 14, 2007 1:50 AM
These make me wish I was a centipede.
7. joflo - July 14, 2007 3:58 AM
i'll take 20. and the mustache.
8. Innox - July 14, 2007 5:52 AM
OMG this is old!
9. Flippy - July 14, 2007 8:20 AM
2003 called, they want they're joke back
10. SuperStoned420 - July 14, 2007 10:17 AM
The After pic shows those jeans literally exploding off his legs. No pair of jeans can contain Chuck Norris' awesomness.
11. ali - July 14, 2007 11:11 AM
@ #4
I think that honor belongs to david bowie.
12. a - July 14, 2007 11:17 AM
@11 agreed.
13. wiinja - July 14, 2007 11:46 AM
I concur.
14. RandomNigel - July 14, 2007 2:10 PM
Seen it.
But these are still the coolest jeans ever.
15. mpz - July 14, 2007 4:18 PM
Chuck Norris stopped being cool around when he came out as a religious nutjob.
Doubleplus unfunny.
16. Smoke - July 14, 2007 8:56 PM
Amy, too boring to be false? That's all the proof I need!
17. betch - July 14, 2007 10:59 PM
@ #9: Grade 3 called. you need to learn grammar before you decide to make a snappy comment like that.
18. vixen - July 15, 2007 5:08 AM
yes, this is old. and not just like, from the ad, old.
like, old, even to myspace, old.
and everyone knows, myspace is the shiz.
*hmm, maybe we could turn it into a glitter graphic, haven't seen that on myspace yet.*
19. Chuck - July 15, 2007 5:49 AM
First!
20. Thgings Fall Apart - July 15, 2007 10:00 AM
You think anyone wants a roundhouse kick to the face when I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it.
21. StickyPubes - July 15, 2007 11:45 AM
Too bad Conan O'Brian doesn't do the Chuck Norris Lever anymore....that was the best thing ever!
22. Bobert - July 15, 2007 2:22 PM
I love how there is one size- Adult
23. You - July 15, 2007 5:11 PM
#19 - lol
24. Joe Mamma - July 16, 2007 3:03 PM
This is pretty old. Why you are posting it now....whatever. Why don't you post up a link about "Lolcatz" or a link to the "phonetracker" website. Those are still hip and cool, right?
25. Pastor Al - July 16, 2007 9:59 PM
Chuck Norris loves Jesus!
26. Chuck Norris - July 17, 2007 10:15 AM
Ya, so the other day I walked into the bathroom and accidentally slammed my revolving door. I then proceeded to turn off the dark so I could see and then took a piss. Unfortunately my piss clogged the toilet!
What a crappy day!
27. Todd - July 18, 2007 9:40 PM
Wow, this is almost as cool as the last thing Chuck tried to sell....his own urine in a can! Which we know today as "Red Bull"
28. Jason - July 27, 2007 3:27 PM
A local band here in Austin, Texas called 'Gals Panic' does a great song about and titled 'Chuck Norris Action Jeans.' You can hear a sample on Amazon here. http://www.amazon.com/We-Need-Helicopters-Gals-Panic/dp/B000005D6W