Jul 20 2007Barbie Alice in Wonderland Doll
Barbie has been re-imagined as Alice in Wonderland. The dolls will cost $39.99 and won't be released until August.
More curious than ever! Alice is on a whimsical fashion adventure in Wonderland! This fresh, modern take on the classic character inspires unique accessories. Alice comes with a Cheshire cat. For ages 6 and over. Doll cannot stand alone. Doll stands approximately 8 1/2-inches tall. Fashions designed especially for the ModelMuse doll body. Not for use with other Barbie Dolls. Costumes are not removable.
There's a shot of Ken as the Mad Hatter after the jump. And in my drawer? Well in my drawer there's a shot of me sprawled out on a couch in leopard print underwear. Don't ask.
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Reader Comments
1. PRguitarman - July 20, 2007 5:28 PM
Oh Ken, how beautifully you've aged.
2. mac - July 20, 2007 5:30 PM
I always knew Ken would turn out to be an elderly, eccentric, gay man.
3. Mandi - July 20, 2007 6:57 PM
I'm diggin' the pants, Ken. Yowza.
4. Amy - July 20, 2007 7:03 PM
Oops I thought I was on Geekologie but I must have veered off and gone to toysforgirls.com
5. tiffany - July 20, 2007 7:10 PM
deeply disappointed in the omission of you in your cat print gitch.....
6. Flippy - July 20, 2007 7:52 PM
why the f*** have posted this
7. an idle fish - July 20, 2007 8:03 PM
"fresh, modern take" my ass. That's just an excuse to make the ugliest dolls on record.
8. Mari - July 20, 2007 8:13 PM
She looks like a Bratz doll.
9. RandomNigel - July 20, 2007 8:21 PM
Ken reminds me of Johnny Depp as Willy Wonka.
O_o
10. hi - July 21, 2007 12:33 AM
does the cat half to look like a reterded, fat mouse??
11. Davis - July 21, 2007 1:29 AM
Why is this on geekologie? terribly disappointing. Now i must go yell at some vagrants.
12. Lindsay - July 21, 2007 2:42 AM
I thought she was more blonde, less porn-star looking and didn't wear an ugly ruffled dress. I dislike it.
13. SuperStoned420 - July 21, 2007 4:40 AM
American Mcgee's Alice would tear her a new asshole
14. em - July 21, 2007 6:05 AM
"not for use with other barbie dolls"?? what the f***?
15. ali - July 21, 2007 11:08 AM
@ 14. em
It's referring to the clothes. It states they can't be used on a different doll.
on topic...creeeeepy.
16. dani - July 21, 2007 1:59 PM
i'm totally gonna buy it
17. Mari - July 21, 2007 6:45 PM
Anyone else notice that cat is staring up her skirt?
18. Nicole - July 21, 2007 11:24 PM
OMG!! I'm obsessed with Alice In Wonderland!!
I have a custom made pillow and shirt!
I'm definitely picking this one up!!
So Cute!!
19. betch - July 22, 2007 1:36 AM
WTF!
has anyone even READ the original book (which is pretty much a written acid trip)??? that bitch is supposed to be like, 7. this bitch looks like 22.
and that mad hatter lookes so doped and gay with the roses.
but whatever, no one except lame ol' nicole up there is going to buy this.
20. Liz - July 22, 2007 2:19 AM
Looks more like Ratchel Dratch as the Mad Hatter. That's freakish.
21. DA - July 22, 2007 4:18 AM
Yeah, I was always under the (correct) impression Alice was between 8-12. I don't know about anyone else, but my mom didn't let me walk aroundin hooker make-up until I was fourteen.
22. Vahn M. - July 22, 2007 9:57 AM
Okay, yeah, that barbie doll looks like a bratz doll or whatever now.
I don't know when Alice became a hooker.
Plus, Ken is like 60 years old, now. Pedophile much? Besides, what's that shit coming out from the back of his head?
@12, the real Alice had black hair. Blonde hair was Disney's doing. Hell, making the cheshire cat fushia was their doing. Wtf.
@17, the cheshire cat looks like it's got googly eyes anyway. I'm guessing it's looking there, but the other eye...
@19, I've read it. Alice is a kid, not a hooker.
23. Jerusalem - July 22, 2007 2:53 PM
Is it just me, or does she look like a complete slut? I mean, all Barbies are sluts, that's sort of their thing, but this Alice doll, she's looking at me like she's about to get into some A2M.
24. Dudester - July 23, 2007 10:15 AM
WHOA THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE TIFFANY AMBER THIESSEN
25. Joe Mamma - July 23, 2007 1:47 PM
I would do her!
26. ncebula - July 24, 2007 11:16 AM
Why does the mad hatter look like Tom Petty? Too scary for kids. Too scary for me!
27. Lil - January 5, 2009 3:38 PM
Vahn M. "the real Alice had black hair. Blonde hair was Disney's doing. Hell, making the cheshire cat fushia was their doing. Wtf."
Thats actually not true, in the original illustrations by John Tenniel, Alice is depicted with mid length blonde hair.
28. Obbop - January 15, 2009 11:11 AM
The best gift for your female is a collar and very firm guidance so the simple typical addle-minded female is not forced to attempt what is either very difficult or impossible for the typical American female... act as an adult in a rough and tumble society that requires an ADULT to accept responsibilities along with attaining rights and privileges.
Guide your female. Do not expect the simpleton to think logically or rationally.
Reward good behavior with the shiny trinkets and baubles the simple creatures crave so much.
This message brought to you by the Females as Property Movement.
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29. no one special - February 18, 2009 4:29 AM
occured to anyone that this might be Alice when she´s grown up?
And About the hair, I´ve always pictured her as a red head, but that´s in My head and I don´t have the habbit of correcting designers sice they wold do the same ton me if I did..
30. Ann - March 11, 2009 11:23 AM
This is Alice? I bet she'll take guys to Wonderland....
31. Anonymous - June 1, 2009 8:59 PM
GGGGGAHHHHH, OHEMSQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im an alice in wonderland FREAK, and a barbie collector. both combined make the best hybrid known to man kind :DDDDDDD
32. mark stevens - June 10, 2009 3:17 PM
is it just me or are some dolls really hot ,yeah i guess its just me.oh well.
33. Anna - October 24, 2009 12:15 AM
she looks weird...is she supposed 2 b 12?
or is she 55?