Apple Steals Stuff

Turns out Apple has a pretty bad habit of stealing ideas from artists. Engadget put together a little collection of their recent thefts and it's pretty shameful. Although not nearly as shameful as the time I took my cousin out on a date by accident. Oh, man, the memories. The horrible horrible memories.

• The Latest Microsoft Ad With Bill And Jerry

  September 12, 2008

  This is Microsoft's latest (and longest, at 4:30) commercial featuring Jerry Seinfeld and Bill Gates. I found it moderately entertaining. But what I really took away from the experience was this: if Bill Gates and Jerry Seinfeld ever stayed at my place, I'd rob those suckers ... / Continue →
• Touching: Steve Jobs Voicing One Of Apple's Iconic 'Think Different' Campaign Commercials

  October 7, 2011

  Note: Actual commercial is after the jump. This is a video of Steve Jobs voicing one of Apple's iconic 'Think Different' campaign commercials. This version never aired though, they ended up going with Richard Dreyfuss (Dr. Leo Marvin!) for the final edit. So, yeah. Try to t... / Continue →
• Vigilante Justice Failure: Would-Be iPhone Theft Crime-Stopper Winds Up In Jail

  May 27, 2010

  Roger Ritter is a man. A man who saw two other men diddling each in a bathroom stall stealing iPhones from a Gresham, Oregon AT&T store. So what did he do? He went vigilante justice on their asses. And failed. "I'm not a cowboy, I'm not a hero. I was just doing what I alwa... / Continue →