Jul 9 20074th of July Man Cannon
It's Fourth of July. You're drunk. Why wouldn't you set off 73 roman candles?
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Reader Comments
1. boxedj - July 9, 2007 10:58 AM
Man cannon is my nickname. Also the devastationer.
2. neophile - July 9, 2007 11:04 AM
we used to do shit like that, only we were firing them at the kids across the creek....nothing wakes you up like a dzen bottle rockets lauched in your direction.
3. busaturbo - July 9, 2007 11:06 AM
this is quite possibly the best 4th of july video i've ever seen, hats off to the boys in louisville who pulled this off
4. Jab - July 9, 2007 11:11 AM
Darwinism at work
5. Rusty - July 9, 2007 11:17 AM
That's pretty f***ing cool.
6. jillybean - July 9, 2007 11:38 AM
I was waiting for idiot peering at the bundle to see what didn't go off to get a face full of fireworks. He's probably missing some fingers from shoving his hand down the garburator while attempting to unjam it.
7. Rocko Solido - July 9, 2007 11:48 AM
Well jillybean, you missed out. Now if you lived in the metro Detroit area, you could watched any given news report and taken gleeful delight in the 27 year old mother who had her head/face annihilated after inspecting the shaft of a three foot mortar in front of her children.
Died on the way to the hospital and I'm sure her kids are scared for life, just like God [and myself] wanted!
8. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 9, 2007 12:03 PM
it would've been cooler if it was a trebuchet... a *ninja* trebuchet! KA-POW!
9. Tap - July 9, 2007 12:11 PM
Superman used to be my hero. But now it's this guy.
10. Bo - July 9, 2007 12:14 PM
That's nothing. We do that stuff for 4 hours straight AND we aim it at each other.
www.fireworkswar.com
11. jillybean - July 9, 2007 12:14 PM
I'm not sure if I should laugh or cry Rocko, but seeing as my heart is shrivelled and my batwinged soul wizened, I'll go with the former.
Oh, and here's your missing R.
12. vªnman - July 9, 2007 1:17 PM
That sucks, I watched the whole video waiting for the accident that never happened.
13. proteon - July 9, 2007 2:09 PM
Cool everyone is in toughguy mode!
I too was hoping to see someone killed - possibly a toddler. What a f***ing rip off. Who gives a f*** about colorfull balls of light whirled in the air during a celebration when there was the possibility of someones beloved family member having their face burned off.
Next year hopefully one of you nice folks will provide the entertainment (I nominate Chad) - and please; be sure to do it correctly. There are hopes and dreams on the line here.
14. Rocko Solido - July 9, 2007 3:33 PM
Yes, apparently my proof reading skills are shit in the morning. Wouldn't happen to have my missing "have," would you?
15. BNew - July 9, 2007 5:45 PM
UUU SSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
16. StickyPubes - July 9, 2007 7:35 PM
This is why I love being from the USA. Blowing stuff up is part of our culture and very patriotic. Not blowing stuff up is not patriotic. And not patriotic is terrorism. Go AMERICA!!!!
17. Dave Bowman - July 10, 2007 2:11 AM
It's all fun & games until someone looses a limb. Then it's PARTY TIME!!!
Oh, and StickyPubes-- In Mexico they have fireworks stores open year 'round, with plenty of shit to blow your hand off. If you're going to go Rambo, pick something America does _better_ than other countries, like f***ing with people and controlling them via Patriot Acts & the like.
18. The Ninja Trebuchet - July 10, 2007 5:29 PM
What better way to pay our respects to our Founding Fathers than blowing some shit the f*** up.
G.Wash would be proud.
19. Yung Kock - July 13, 2007 1:55 AM
That really tickles me feces.
20. Moranius - July 16, 2007 6:46 PM
It didn't tear his hands off *BORED*