Zorse is half zebra half horse
From The Sun:
Dad was a zebra stallion, mum was a horse ... so their odd-looking offspring is known as a zorse. The animal, called Eclyse, can be seen at a safari park in Schloss Holte-Stukenbrock, Germany.
I had sex with a fish once. The results weren't nearly as pretty.
NOTE: Did I seriously just make up a story that I had sex with a fish? I need to lie down.