Zorse is half zebra half horse

From The Sun:
Dad was a zebra stallion, mum was a horse ... so their odd-looking offspring is known as a zorse. The animal, called Eclyse, can be seen at a safari park in Schloss Holte-Stukenbrock, Germany.
I had sex with a fish once. The results weren't nearly as pretty.
NOTE: Did I seriously just make up a story that I had sex with a fish? I need to lie down.
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