Jun 19 2007Wear Your Seat
The Wear Your Seat is basically a semi-rigid padded cushion that you wear on your back so you can sit down comfortably no matter where you are. It actually looks pretty comfortable, but they can't actually expect to sell any of these can they? I mean, look at it. The only people that would actually wear this in public are neon TMNT fans and people who hate themselves.
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Reader Comments
1. vªnman - June 19, 2007 3:51 PM
At last! A way to cheat at breakdancing! Only 17 years too late!
2. Joe Mamma - June 19, 2007 4:08 PM
Does it have to be pink?
3. Farmer Ted - June 19, 2007 4:22 PM
It looks like an adult diaper.
4. Amy - June 19, 2007 4:22 PM
So *that's* what it's like to have back fat and a gigantic ass. Next time I see a huge person complaining about a triple bypass I'm going to make sure to tell them to stop rubbing it in every one else's faces that we don't all have built in chairs. Because I'm all about making the world a better place.
5. Aaron - June 19, 2007 4:35 PM
Yet another invention meant for the homeless.
6. Jab - June 19, 2007 4:39 PM
I believe this needs an 'owned' tag too...
I like how even the model wanted to be photoshopped out of the demo photo...
7. Anexio - June 19, 2007 4:50 PM
I'm going into prison next week so something like this could really make my next 5 years a little safer.
I'm so scared mommy.
8. Diablo - June 19, 2007 5:26 PM
Im in ur cell pokin ur pooper! (Boy, this never gets old!)
9. RandomNigel - June 19, 2007 6:20 PM
The pic on the bottom looks like a mutant pink bunny.
A buttsecks loving mutants pink bunny.
10. Brownian - June 19, 2007 6:40 PM
If you're so f***ing lazy that you need a chair strapped to your ass, then how likely is it that you're going to be walking anywhere?
What's next? A push-it-yourself gurney?
11. trishy - June 19, 2007 7:08 PM
It looks like those Boobah things.....
12. Jockey - June 19, 2007 8:11 PM
its the future of sitting
13. Jubtastic1 - June 19, 2007 8:45 PM
Man, those things are gonna be bigger than Segway, It's like a revolution in arsewear.
14. Sever007 - June 19, 2007 9:24 PM
That looks... dreadful!
15. Danny - June 19, 2007 10:17 PM
I'd be afraid to get near one of these things for fear it'd come alive and rape me or something. I mean..look at it. Eep.
16. adam - June 20, 2007 10:33 AM
even the model wanted to remain anonymous. ha.
17. Ed Gein - June 20, 2007 12:41 PM
What if I want to wear someone else's seat?
18. Some Girl - June 22, 2007 3:01 AM
yeaaah...no.
19. mert - June 29, 2007 3:45 PM
I laughed so hard at the comments that i almost crapped myself. Man, that huge adult diaper would have come in really handy just about now.