Jun 15 2007Used Soccer Ball Purse

Have a used soccer ball lying around? Turn it into a purse. Or better yet, eat it. Delicious!
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Reader Comments
1. First Time First - June 15, 2007 11:57 AM
First - I can just seen Victoria B with one of those
2. First Time First - June 15, 2007 11:57 AM
First - I can just seen Victoria B with one of those
3. black Sunshine - June 15, 2007 12:16 PM
third! wow, bad grammar twice in a row. nice one!
4. Jessica - June 15, 2007 12:37 PM
Eww, Just what I want to carry around... a stinky old soccer-ball.
5. Pastor Al - June 15, 2007 1:09 PM
Hey, a new way to meet chicks! Just walk up and boot thier purse across the room! "Ooops, sorry... let me get that for you. What's your phone number?"
6. Smoke - June 15, 2007 1:10 PM
least it looks better than the purse I saw in my girlfriend's magazine the other day. it looked like the Navajo Indians scalped Chewbaca and are using his scalp for a purse.
7. Shifty - June 15, 2007 1:13 PM
That soccer ball isn't necessarily stinky or old at all. If you'll notice, the stitches are raised and clearly on the outside of the purse which means the ball was cut and turned inside out. The "clean and shiny" part of the ball would then be on the inside of the purse gently caressing the feminine accouterments within.
8. vÂȘnman - June 15, 2007 1:59 PM
And do girls really need anything fancier to carry around their lipstick and tampax?
9. RandomNigel - June 15, 2007 2:18 PM
...This would be the perfect man-purse for all my soccer player friends. I'm so getting them all one.
10. Pastor Al - June 15, 2007 2:46 PM
"man-BAG"... not "man-purse"!!!
11. Joe Mamma - June 15, 2007 2:49 PM
Trust Al, he would know.
12. Pastor Al - June 15, 2007 3:58 PM
Do you ever send people comments that inexplicably disappear or don't even arrive? Makes me doubt what's left of my sanity.
13. vÂȘnman - June 15, 2007 4:55 PM
Is it just me, or does the guy pretending to be Al in post #12 seem to have some sort of obsessive mancrush on me?
14. jillybean - June 15, 2007 4:59 PM
Okay, that's enough impersonating and plagiarising people. Knock it off!
15. Joe Mamma - June 15, 2007 5:13 PM
God damn, I'm so horny right now I will bang any guy who wants it.
16. jillybean - June 15, 2007 5:24 PM
Seriously, who cut the cheese?
17. jillybean - June 15, 2007 5:51 PM
Don't be such a troll, douchebag.
(Obviously, post number 16 is not the real jillybean)
18. AmyB - June 15, 2007 10:05 PM
I MISSED YOU AL!!!!!!!!!!!
19. SuperGreen420 - June 16, 2007 12:12 AM
That thing is so offensive it should be illegal. i scoff at it!
pfft!
20. rayfield - June 16, 2007 9:26 AM
Recycle and Reuse... Nice
21. mugbone2 - June 26, 2007 11:29 AM
I think this is cute. I'm having trouble finding an old soccer ball, though. All of a sudden people are hording them? DANG IT!
22. sir dennie - July 9, 2007 7:41 PM
whats next recyled gagbited bags as choths(lol)