Jun 22 2007The Pool Treadmill

The Pool Treadmill allows you to swim in your pool as if it were a full-sized lap pool. Turn it on and it creates a downstream current of up to 6 mph. Sadly, the thing costs $3,999.95. For that price I could probably just buy a river. Or Australia. I have no idea how much things cost...
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Reader Comments
1. Manuel Gonzales - June 22, 2007 2:53 PM
Primero.
2. BryanJK - June 22, 2007 2:58 PM
Why not just swim around your pool? 0.o
3. RobotRock - June 22, 2007 3:53 PM
How dare you, Bryan. How dare you.
4. Joe Mamma - June 22, 2007 4:17 PM
I thought it said poop treadmill when I first opened the page.
5. RandomNigel - June 22, 2007 6:23 PM
#4 AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
6. Diablo - June 22, 2007 9:26 PM
But does it tell time! I cant find a decent clock around here!
7. ben dover - June 22, 2007 9:42 PM
u can buy a pool in Australia with that built in for 3000AU, its just a rip off
8. nieh - June 22, 2007 10:09 PM
When I was a kid, I used to swim into the jet-stream that shot clean water into the pool and it had the same effect. I find it hard to believe that the grown-up version would cost an extra $3000, especially because if you had an extra $3000 you could probably afford to buy a bigger pool.
9. BNew - June 23, 2007 3:36 AM
These have been around forever.
10. BobTheMul - June 23, 2007 10:34 AM
Hmmm... If you wanted to save $3980 you could pay the towel boy to put his foot on your head? But if you had $4000 spare dollars and a towel boy you'd probably be Elton John or Michael Barrymore... eeeek!
11. SuperStoned420 - June 24, 2007 6:55 AM
no clock? f uck this.
12. buzz_clik - June 24, 2007 8:04 PM
Actually, Australia costs a little more than that to buy, mainly because it's got me in it. That automatically puts the price up by a couple of million.
13. Bulan - June 24, 2007 11:31 PM
You know 4 grand really isnt that much money....
14. avenger48 - June 25, 2007 9:20 AM
You do realize that u could just buy a small outboard boat engine. It would probably cost less and you could use it if u had a boat.
15. Og - June 26, 2007 12:45 AM
14 - and you could get too good and swimming and chop your own head off.
16. Qingdao Liangqi Industry and Trade Company - December 1, 2007 12:47 AM
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Best wishes
WANG