Jun 29 2007The Lawnchair
The Lawnchair is the absolute most literal lawn chair ever. It's made from steel and rubber, and topped off with sod. As in grass. As in an actual lawn. Get it? Because it's a lawn chair? The literalness!
The Lawnchair also comes with a built-in moisturizing system that distributes moisture under the sod, minimizing evaporation and run-off. Although I can't imagine why anybody would want a chair made out of grass. Doesn't that defeat the purpose? It's like building a bed out of dirt. Or a boat out of water. Or some other thing that doesn't make any sense at all.
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Reader Comments
1. Epic - June 29, 2007 10:57 AM
Ok, it's bad enough I have to mow the lawn, but now I have to mow my furniture?
2. jb - June 29, 2007 10:57 AM
uno'st
3. TJ - June 29, 2007 11:24 AM
Why isn't this called the iSod?
4. JP - June 29, 2007 11:31 AM
when is the release date? maybe I can hire one of those iWait guys to queue up.
5. JP - June 29, 2007 11:32 AM
fyi, iWait http://www.moconews.net/entry/419-the-professional-iphone-line-waiters/
6. ET - June 29, 2007 11:33 AM
If you were to build a ramp up to the base of the chair, then you could take your riding lawn mower off it and probably get some sweet air.
And then come crashing back to earth in a blaze of flying blades and death.
7. RandomNigel - June 29, 2007 12:24 PM
What do you do when the watering system fails and the grass dies?
Prickly grass isn't very comfy.
8. Berlinmassive - June 29, 2007 1:20 PM
this would make for some good pranks... I'd plant some poison ivy and carnivorous plants and distribute the chair to the stupid iPhone line waiters.... and if that doesnt get them enough, i'd turn the watering system up all the way and make their butts wet...
i am evil
9. Steve - June 29, 2007 2:17 PM
is it wide enough you can roll down your lawnchair like a grassy hill?
10. scar104 - June 30, 2007 8:55 AM
Do we really need ergonomic dirt? Couldn't you just lie down on your lawn any way?
11. littlecat - June 30, 2007 7:48 PM
We don't have any grass (it's all ponds and garden furniture) and I would love to have this to sit in. I love lying in grass, but I don't want to do it in the parc, since everyone lets their dogs poop all over it.
12. Lauren.w - July 2, 2007 3:29 PM
There appears to be a worm lodged in my anus! DARN YOU LAWNCHAIR!
13. juego de poker - July 3, 2007 12:52 AM
BUGS!!!!!!