Jun 18 2007Pistol Clock
You know what's a good idea? Having a desk clock in the shape of a metal revolver. The pistol clock costs $20 and is perfect to keep in your pocket so you can whip it out whenever you need to know the time. Especially around police officers. Don't even wait for them to ask the time, just pull it out and tell them. You'll be doing them a favor. Just make sure to get their attention first by yelling something like, "Hey, cop!" And then yank it out of your pocket quickly. For extra fun you should also probably yell "Bang bang bang!" Because, you know, people really like hearing that right before the time.
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Reader Comments
1. a man - June 18, 2007 6:59 PM
ahhhh hahaha.. so funny i love your comments.
2. Russell Reyes - June 18, 2007 7:27 PM
haha, oh man do i want one of those!
3. vanman - June 18, 2007 7:45 PM
Suhr, I say Suhr, the hour is upon us Suhr.
Ever heard a clock go click like a camera, cock tha hammer, it's time for action.
4. Vink - June 18, 2007 8:10 PM
that would go perfect with this miniature gangster: http://www.thingsyouneverknew.com/website/product_db/images/p31018_1.jpg
"I just want bang bang bang"
5. RandomNigel - June 18, 2007 11:28 PM
Ooo. It's both threatening and practical. Too bad. I could've gotten dead ol' dad one for Father's DAy.
6. BobTheMul - June 19, 2007 4:54 AM
I lead a busy life, and if I'm not hitting an Irishman with the butt of my gun, I'm thinking about doing it. Sometimes I get carried away in the moment as I play sweet noggin music on their brain box and I miss an important appointment (at the STD clinic or picking up an honour from the queen). Now thanks to this marvel I can schedule my pistol whipping to now include some Frenchmen! Let the good times roll!
7. SuperStoned420 - June 19, 2007 6:11 AM
lame.
i just carry a glock with cunt attached to it.
8. vªnman - June 19, 2007 9:21 AM
Just had to tell someone, I actually just won a radio contest thingy! And I've never won anything. Well, except the best buns competition, but thats a story for another time. Free CD's, here I come.
9. nathan - June 19, 2007 11:47 AM
*news flash*
noone cares you won a thingy..
10. vªnman - June 19, 2007 1:20 PM
No one cares that you flash the news. Why always have the spaces between your name and your comment? I've always wondered that.
11. nathan - June 19, 2007 1:23 PM
"emptyness in computers really bothers me"
12. Riot - June 20, 2007 8:36 AM
This would be great for scaring my boss.....uh I mean telling the time.
13. BOBBY MIKER - June 24, 2007 4:15 PM
THAT IS NOT A REAL PISTOL THAT IS NOTHIN' BUT A PIECE OF JUNK I KNOW THAT IF I WAN'T A PISTOL I WOULD AT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN
THAT AND BESIDES WHO IS GONNA ORDER OR BUY THAT PISTOL ANYWAY? YO GET A GRIP YOU GUYS STOP TRYIN' TO SELL SOMETHING
LIKE THIS AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY ON THE REAL,YOU GUYS HAVE
TO COME OUT WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS.
14. BOBBY MIKER - June 24, 2007 4:15 PM
THAT IS NOT A REAL PISTOL THAT IS NOTHIN' BUT A PIECE OF JUNK I KNOW THAT IF I WAN'T A PISTOL I WOULD AT HAVE MORE MONEY THAN
THAT AND BESIDES WHO IS GONNA ORDER OR BUY THAT PISTOL ANYWAY? YO GET A GRIP YOU GUYS STOP TRYIN' TO SELL SOMETHING
LIKE THIS AND MAKE SOME REAL MONEY ON THE REAL,YOU GUYS HAVE
TO COME OUT WITH SOMETHING BETTER THAN THIS.
15. BOBBY MIKER - June 25, 2007 2:26 PM
OPPS MY BAD I DIDN'T MEAN TO POST MY COMMENT TWICE I MADE A
MISTAKE CUZ I HOPE I DIDN'T MESS UP CUZ IF I DID I'LL PAY FOR THE
DAMAGE (MAN I WISH SOMEBODY WOULD SOMEBODY WOULD ERASE IT
BUT WHAT THE HELL IT'S ON HERE ANYWAYS,FUCK IT)
16. guate6 - July 12, 2007 10:55 AM
It would be quite badass if they made one mimicking Dirty Harry's .44 Magnum. You could come up with so many corny lines and modifications of original lines like "make my hour...punk." Oh the possibilities.
17. guate6 - July 12, 2007 10:55 AM
Oh! Or like "Do you the time...well? Do you...Punk!?"
18. jimbo - November 10, 2007 4:21 AM
Great. I got one of these for my pain in the ass brat nephew and told him to do the cop thing just like you reccomended, and now my whole fambly hates me and is trying to pin his permanent vegatative state on me like its MY freaking fault man!