Jun 27 2007Mobile Protector
If you find yourself in the market for a super ugly cell phone holster, check out the StrapYa Mobile Protector. It costs $25 and looks like it was built out of junk some guy found in his garage. I mean cell phone holsters are nerdy enough, but this is pushing the limits of human comprehension. You'd look cooler if you just duct taped your cell phone to your waist.
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Reader Comments
1. Jean luc - June 27, 2007 5:57 PM
premier, forcément je suis français!
2. wiinja - June 27, 2007 6:04 PM
FIRST!
because if it's not english, it doesn't count.
and my blackberry hates this holster.
3. Vink - June 27, 2007 6:43 PM
^^WTF?!? i hope you guys dont argue over being 1st. lol
it looks like a fancy mousetrap
4. Mea - June 27, 2007 6:43 PM
There's enough weird crap on StrapYa to dedicate an entire website of sarcastic reviews to.
5. Joe Mamma - June 27, 2007 7:16 PM
LOL, ROTFLMAO :) :P POS WTF BRB mip asldfkdsfjdskfj
Yeah, I'm cool and 13 again
6. RandomNigel - June 27, 2007 7:18 PM
I'm on a roll, dammit!
It just so happens I always duct tape my phone to my waist.
7. Amy - June 27, 2007 7:43 PM
I want that ghost detector on StrapYa. I'll be the coolest kid on the block!
8. proteon - June 27, 2007 7:48 PM
That sure is super ugly! Unlike the army of iPod accessories which are um, cheap and um gaudy and made uh, poorly - wait a second. That thing looks like it has a secondary function (beyond the first which is to let your classmates know that your Dad really DOES own the new Dollar store they just put up next to Walmart) which seems to want to protect your cell phone. . .
/plays the Shenannigan card
//vanman does not untap next round as normal
9. Grant Johnson - June 27, 2007 8:29 PM
Actually, I DO REALLY duct tape my phones to my waist. I made cell phone holsters out of duct tape.
10. AmyB - June 27, 2007 8:45 PM
Pocket protectors....for the NEW AGE.....age....age...age...age....
11. Maddy - June 28, 2007 12:53 AM
i`d wear that ugly thing if i lost a bet or something
12. Kaye - June 28, 2007 4:06 AM
This if fuglier: http://www.lessemf.com/images/a231.jpg
13. Pastor Al - June 28, 2007 9:49 AM
Does this mean I can bring out my old neon green fanny pack... the one with BUM written on it???
14. captainwalker - June 28, 2007 11:24 AM
If you go to the link there are pictures of this thing which are way more ËÜÂΦÌ̤Υܥë¥È¤ò´Ë¤á¡¢¥¢¡¼¥à¤ò°ÜÆ
15. none - June 28, 2007 12:38 PM
that's awesome, it creates an industry for the homeless.. pay them to steal grocery carts say 20$ a cart then turn it into about 50 of these ugly phone holsters for 25$ a piece and everyone wins!
16. hahaha - June 28, 2007 12:40 PM
everyone except the door knob wearing this thing.
17. scar104 - June 28, 2007 3:47 PM
Does your phone really need a roll cage?
18. astella - July 2, 2007 2:06 AM
this is a very overdeveloped and modified gun holster that cops used.
the development of technology. what's next?external wallet holder?
19. sir dennie - July 9, 2007 7:32 PM
u will look like asshole wearing it
20. GERALDALANN - January 18, 2009 8:51 PM
WHO-THE-HECK ARE YOU THAT'S "WRITING THIS STUFF" BELOW THESE PICTURES?
YOU ARE FUNNIER-THAN-HECK, AND ARE ABLE TO MAKE MY LAUGH MY HEAD OFF!
THANKS! I APPRECIATE IT!
: )
GERALDALANN
21. GERALDALANN - January 18, 2009 8:55 PM
ALSO, LET ME COMMENT ABOUT YOU "COMMENTERS:" YOU GUYS ARE FUNNIER-THAN-HECK, TOO! HAHAHAHA! I LOVE IT!
THANKS!
GERALDALANN
22. Jim - April 16, 2009 11:03 AM
Okay hey its not that bad.
And besides it matches my home made coat hanger belt buckle.
lol
for dead reall