Lock Alarm

The Lock Alarm is an alarm that screams at 100 decibels (about as loud as a chain saw or jackhammer) if the cable is cut or the combination lock is attacked. There's also an optional movement sensor that sounds the alarm if the lock is moved, with a time delay which allows a user to lock/unlock before the sensor activates. Although for extra protection, instead of just making noise, the alarm should scream something embarrassing like "I'm looking at gay porn!!!"

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