Jun 29 2007iPhone Released

In case you haven't heard, the iPhone comes out today. And people are losing their god damned minds. I don't want to brag but I already got my hands on three. Don't worry though, I ate them. So, you know, it's all good.
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Reader Comments
1. First time first - June 29, 2007 8:33 AM
why would all those homeless people in the pic want an iPhone - food and water come first!
2. nigga - June 29, 2007 8:34 AM
frist?
3. RandomNigel - June 29, 2007 8:47 AM
I can't help but laugh at the idiot guy who doesn't seem to understand that the sleeping bag is supposed to go UNDER you.
4. RACHEL! - June 29, 2007 8:55 AM
Geez that if funny
5. Eva - June 29, 2007 9:03 AM
If hobo's can afford iPhones then thats the last time I give to charity.
6. Shoppo - June 29, 2007 9:07 AM
Doesn't anyone factor in the large amounts of loserdom associated with being an alpha user for new tech?
I've waited in one line for a new toy and that was the N64. That was the last time that slick marketing would get the best of me.
Ok, I did wait in line for the strip club once, but I digress
7. Smartass - June 29, 2007 9:19 AM
OMG it has a clock in it!
It has a clock in it!!!
Where is the line?
Get the hell out of my way!!!!!
8. Rocko Solido - June 29, 2007 10:00 AM
At least it got all of society's "undesirables" in one spot, easy for an...accidental...off road incident involving at least three Hummers and a motorcyclist. Take 'em out, five niner.
9. wiinja - June 29, 2007 10:42 AM
all that for the privilege to GIVE Steve Jobs $600? I'll pass.
besides, I'm already in line for iPhone 2.0
10. Tall Face - June 29, 2007 10:47 AM
PHOTOCHOPPED!!! nobody wants that thing.........except me **creates an L with right hand and places it over forehead** : [
11. SuperStoned420 - June 29, 2007 10:55 AM
i bought a knock off called iThing. i keep it in my pants. my iThing is always malfunctioning and alldfghkdfjghdfbkajs oh man, it's late, my funny is all gone. let me sleep.zzzzzzzzzzzzz
that's my comment. and i'm gonna stick with itt.
12. vªnman - June 29, 2007 12:30 PM
Why would anyone in their right mind spend $400 or however much to buy these retail? I can easily see that there is a nice line of pussies to steal this phone from. They're just advertising "I'm a geeky weakling, come steal my 4 bill device and watch me cry"
13. Bobert - June 29, 2007 12:58 PM
Has any one used the new iJob yet? I high recommend getting one.
14. Rocko Solido - June 29, 2007 2:05 PM
$400? $600? Try $800; looking at $600 for the iPhone itself, and another $200 after being forced to cancel your current contract and purchase the iPhone's contract, regardless if you're a current T-Mobile/AT&T victim.
15. jab - June 29, 2007 3:56 PM
I think it's funny that the first guy in line might not actually want an iphone, he just likes waiting in line:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/omg-important-news%21/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot-272849.php
16. loose cooch - June 29, 2007 5:11 PM
Look at all these losers!
(im talking about the people waiting on line for iphones, NOT YOU ALL)
17. RandomNigel - June 29, 2007 6:14 PM
@15....A little part of me just died...
18. Puzzleking - June 29, 2007 6:56 PM
I was at the Roosevelt Field mall in Garden City, NY today....there was a line out the door comprising a couple hundred people that were waiting for the Apple store to open (it was closed all day) so that they could get their stupid Iphone....quite ridiculous.
19. jase - July 1, 2007 1:34 AM
wow, people really are stupid. maybe i shout use slick marketing to sell my poo. as long as i eat i'll never run out of stock. i'll be a millionare
20. Tim - July 1, 2007 11:57 AM
iHate iPhone.
21. crap - July 1, 2007 12:49 PM
Now, ¿can anyone tell me the difference between iPhone and a smartphone?. Because I don't really get it. I am not geeky so maybe I'm losing some details here.
This meant to be no joke, I'm serious, I want to know so go enlight me.
22. juego de casino - July 3, 2007 12:52 AM
ha ha ha ha hah aahahahahhahaha
I GOT MINE!!!!!!!