Jun 29 2007iPhone Released

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In case you haven't heard, the iPhone comes out today. And people are losing their god damned minds. I don't want to brag but I already got my hands on three. Don't worry though, I ate them. So, you know, it's all good.

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why would all those homeless people in the pic want an iPhone - food and water come first!

frist?

I can't help but laugh at the idiot guy who doesn't seem to understand that the sleeping bag is supposed to go UNDER you.

Geez that if funny

If hobo's can afford iPhones then thats the last time I give to charity.

Doesn't anyone factor in the large amounts of loserdom associated with being an alpha user for new tech?

I've waited in one line for a new toy and that was the N64. That was the last time that slick marketing would get the best of me.

Ok, I did wait in line for the strip club once, but I digress

OMG it has a clock in it!
It has a clock in it!!!

Where is the line?
Get the hell out of my way!!!!!

At least it got all of society's "undesirables" in one spot, easy for an...accidental...off road incident involving at least three Hummers and a motorcyclist. Take 'em out, five niner.

all that for the privilege to GIVE Steve Jobs $600? I'll pass.

besides, I'm already in line for iPhone 2.0

PHOTOCHOPPED!!! nobody wants that thing.........except me **creates an L with right hand and places it over forehead** : [

i bought a knock off called iThing. i keep it in my pants. my iThing is always malfunctioning and alldfghkdfjghdfbkajs oh man, it's late, my funny is all gone. let me sleep.zzzzzzzzzzzzz

that's my comment. and i'm gonna stick with itt.

Why would anyone in their right mind spend $400 or however much to buy these retail? I can easily see that there is a nice line of pussies to steal this phone from. They're just advertising "I'm a geeky weakling, come steal my 4 bill device and watch me cry"

Has any one used the new iJob yet? I high recommend getting one.

$400? $600? Try $800; looking at $600 for the iPhone itself, and another $200 after being forced to cancel your current contract and purchase the iPhone's contract, regardless if you're a current T-Mobile/AT&T victim.

I think it's funny that the first guy in line might not actually want an iphone, he just likes waiting in line:
http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/omg-important-news%21/breaking-first-in-line-guy-is-a-pro-linesitter-sweats-a-lot-272849.php

Look at all these losers!
(im talking about the people waiting on line for iphones, NOT YOU ALL)

@15....A little part of me just died...

I was at the Roosevelt Field mall in Garden City, NY today....there was a line out the door comprising a couple hundred people that were waiting for the Apple store to open (it was closed all day) so that they could get their stupid Iphone....quite ridiculous.

wow, people really are stupid. maybe i shout use slick marketing to sell my poo. as long as i eat i'll never run out of stock. i'll be a millionare

iHate iPhone.

Now, ¿can anyone tell me the difference between iPhone and a smartphone?. Because I don't really get it. I am not geeky so maybe I'm losing some details here.
This meant to be no joke, I'm serious, I want to know so go enlight me.

ha ha ha ha hah aahahahahhahaha


I GOT MINE!!!!!!!

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