Jun 27 2007Human CD Holder
The Human CD Holder features human figurines positioned to look like they're holding up your CDs. The guy seems pretty weak though, since the holder is pretty small and can only fit a few CDs. Unlike me. I'm strong. I can hold, like, ten at a time.
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Reader Comments
1. Holla_man - June 27, 2007 12:01 PM
FOIST!!!!!!
2. Amy - June 27, 2007 12:03 PM
Who the hell uses cds anymore though?
3. Smoke - June 27, 2007 12:04 PM
Do you know if they happen to make a model of this product that includes a clock? Cause that would be SOOOO FREAKIN SWEET!
4. Morono - June 27, 2007 12:06 PM
yeah cd's are old I just implant data directly into my brain, who doesn't
5. RandomNigel - June 27, 2007 12:29 PM
LIFT FROM THE KNEES, GODDAMMIT!
6. Shoppo - June 27, 2007 12:34 PM
He's not lifting it with his hands! Gives new meaning to 'rock out with your cock out!"
ANd Before I get the CD holder, I'm going to get this little piece of obvious homo-erotica!
Sixth, biatches!
7. haha - June 27, 2007 12:36 PM
he's taking a shit, that's why he's not focused on just flipping that damn box over like it's nobodies business. just get a miniature toilet under him already!
8. TetterkeT - June 27, 2007 12:42 PM
Back in WWII we used to sing songs about 'em... "Ten at a time for a dime, ten at a time for a dime."
9. vªnman - June 27, 2007 1:31 PM
They should come up with a way to store all my discs, other than the damn spindles ive got.
10. wiinja - June 27, 2007 1:32 PM
"hey buddy, that's a 'team lift' item!"
11. Julia - June 27, 2007 5:05 PM
Seeing as that's holding 9, it can probably hold 10 too.
12. proteon - June 27, 2007 8:01 PM
I'll never get bored of seeing ugly nay garish "furniture" designed with zero inspiration designed to "help" you store all your shit. I think this would look perfect in a box of crap sitting behind the Salvation Army.
CHAD you say you have SPINDLES of disks? Well then. Why not draw some zest from this article and invent something worthy of "selling" to "intelligent people" online? Imagine say a big cardboard box with that velvet painting of dogs playing cards drawn on it shittily with crayon. THAT WOULD SO SELL!!!!!!
13. megalomanic - June 27, 2007 9:33 PM
Where does the little guy think he's going with all of those cds?
14. SuperStoned420 - June 27, 2007 10:12 PM
I get Hermando my mehicano man servant to hold my shit.
occasionally he holds my cd's as well.
15. Maddy - June 28, 2007 12:59 AM
i don`t want to have a little wooden man with hernia in my room
16. Kaye - June 28, 2007 4:09 AM
Mine's cooler. It has flesh, curly hair, cute lips, the works--it's a REAL human CD holder, unlike this poor copycat.
17. sweet-gl - March 25, 2008 10:43 PM
Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane.
18. sweet-gl - March 25, 2008 10:43 PM
Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane.
19. sweet-gl - March 25, 2008 10:43 PM
Sorry, but what is mariburjeka?
Jane.
20. lyla - January 25, 2011 12:48 AM
that guy IS holding like 10 CDs already so u r not that strong if u can only hold 10 @ 1 time!!!! WEAKLING!!!!! >:)