Jun 12 2007Home Theater Pool Table
The folks at Heiron & Smith have put together this ridiculous home theater pool table which they call The Executive. It costs $12,000 but it's well worth it, my friends. Why? Because it has built in speakers, a tiny LCD screen (which you'd probably have to sit on the ground to see), and a built in PS2. I can hardly believe the value! I mean, a PS2! It's like packaging this thing with a dinosaur fossil. And those are practically priceless! Seriously though, you'd be better off feeding your money to zoo animals than buying this thing.
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Reader Comments
1. vÅnman - June 12, 2007 2:56 PM
It wouldn't be too hard to modify your existing pool table to do this. I assume the video games and screen in the side is to keep your kids attention so you can play pool. I have an even more innovative idea. Keep the table and A/V stuff separate. That way you aren't tripping over videogamers and putting out eyes when you twirl the stick.
But, if anyone wants one of these, me and my associates will accomodate you for a mere $7000. Beats the hell out of this one, and we might come up with some cooler shit to add to it.
2. Xschtar - June 12, 2007 3:04 PM
Worst - idea - ever!
I think it's amazing this shit got all the way from stupid idea to finished product without something stopping and thinking "What is the actual point of a tiny LCD screen with PS2 on the side of a pool table?".
3. Joe Mamma - June 12, 2007 3:20 PM
The only thing that ever needs to be added to anything is a beer keg. That is it. No leather, lights, tv's, 6speed, a/c, radio, power anything....just a beer keg. That is all.
4. Joe Mamma - June 12, 2007 3:21 PM
Well maybe boobs too. Boobs go great on anything also.
5. BobTheMul - June 12, 2007 3:28 PM
I just want one function - as I slam my fist down on the side of the table it should flip round to show an electronic map of the world. It would then show my missiles progressing to my pool opponent’s house. I'd then laugh manically and stroke my cat!
I DON'T like loosing at pool!
6. BobTheMul - June 12, 2007 3:32 PM
*losing DAMMIT - now I want wrist and ankle restraints on the table - and a laser ....
7. supercheese - June 12, 2007 4:28 PM
with this you'll never leave your house again, if your 80
8. Skan - June 13, 2007 10:15 AM
What. In. The. Hell.
Who makes this up?
Someone needs a pool stick to the crotch for this...
-Skan
9. avenger48 - June 13, 2007 11:41 AM
The only way this would ever be a good idea is if they bumped the PS2 up to a PS3 and reduced the price by about $10,000 (or $11,000 if the PS3 doesn't have all 7 controllers and at least 2 games included)
10. non - June 13, 2007 10:09 PM
its so funny when someone thinks they've got something, and then the rest of the world is like
"ummmmmmmmmmmm no."
11. avenger48 - August 27, 2007 4:01 PM
yeah