Jun 12 2007Guy Gets Zune Tattoo

What a moron. I wonder if his tatoo feels inferior to apple tatoos?

Stupid logo, cool tattoo. But not as cool as this one...http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/6223

oO why the hell would someone put a logo of a mp3 on there arm
its like i would but a nintendo logo on my ass

Judging by the expression on that guy's face, I have a feeling that he lost a bet. Shoot. But this is still far superior to the Terrible Tattoo that was posted a little while ago...

This is why you don't make bets that involve putting something incredibly stupid on your body for the rest of your life. Unless it's a really stupid hot lady. That might be ok.

I read, on the source site, with great interest that the "mszunefan" has just got this (his 1st tat) done. I can see that the photo was taken in the tatoo parlour and he's probably got it covered up and feeling a little delicate right now. I think it's only right that if anyone spots this guy on the street they should give him a hearty slap on the arm and tell him, "Bob say's, well done!".
Then point out to him a real "fan" would have the Zune symbol riding a chopper with its wheels on fire whilst mowing down a group of ipods as a tat... pussy

I found the fact that there is a "Microsoft Zune" forum far funnier. I found the fact that there are people with post-counts in their thousands even funnier than that.

Have this to make up for it:

http://www.shoutwire.com/images/pic_full/Anti-Piracy60a53a19-271b-4c92-b141-e2e1c3fe9e7d.jpg

What, 9 comments and no jokes about how fat the guy is?

FATASS!!!!!

who cares about zune!

i don't know, that looks pretty fake.
either way the guy's probably still a moron

M

My theory is that this was a practical joke. Look at his face. He passed out after a party and his friends did that. There's no way someone does this of their own free will.

#9, I don't see you making any jokes

Wow. What a loser.

he probably has a tattoo of a naked Bill Gates on one of his titties.........one of his juicy, scrumptious tit ties

he also gets a free liposuction with that tattoo

great moustache, btw

He looks kinda terrified in that photo. Maybe he got the tattoo while he was drunk and found it just when his buddy took the photo?

Eff you guys. Fat dudes with handlebar moustaches and really lame tattoo's always have a place in my heart.

At least he's got enough room on that arm for an iPod tattoo, so that he complies with equal opportunities legislation.

He reminds me of that fat gay guy on the Sopranos who got beaten to death and had a pool cue shoved up his ass....although having that tattoo might be worse.

He says on the forum that it took 3 hours to do and the tattooist couldnt get the colours right at first. Im not an expert on tattoos.... but i dont think that piece of shit tattoo would take 3 hours. Also, if the tattooist charges by hour, the guy would of paid $200-300 (Canadian) and might as well of just bought a new Zune.

It's definitely possible that something like that took three hours from when the fat man first whipped out the logo to the finished product.
The weird thing is, it doesn't even look red around the edges.... maybe he's just got tough skin, though.

I could make that in photoshop easy, or it could've been markers... I know he has like D&D posters on his walss but is he really that stupid?

holy hell... I am now scarred by the closeup and the knowledge that it is real....

That guy is my cousin. He actualy is real cool. But I can't believe he got a Zune tattoo on his arm WTF. His name is Steven. Steven you Idiot why did you do that shit lol.

The only 2 reasons why i could think of it taking that long is because it has a lot of straight lines and because maybe they got the colour wrong a couple times.

It's fake. There's no blood anywhere, no matter what you're tattoo has a pink tint for a few days, then it scabs. It looks completely healed. An internet geek like this obviously wouldn't wait that long to post the picture, he would do it incredibly fast.

Also, 3 hours is BS.

the tattoo looks so small on the man's arm, and sort of sad.

Why would anyone shave a bear and give it a microsoft tattoo?

Lol he does look like a bear doesnt he h aha haahah. I think his Tattoo is a fake because he is a master in Photoshop. Steven manipulates his pics to scare people some times I do not think his tattoo is real. I think its a fake he made and edited into the pics .

I analyzed the pic and it is a fake there are to many factors that make it a fake. First of all if Steven would have wiped the blood off to take the pic it wouldnt stop bleeding yet and the tissue around the tattoo would be red or pink. I know I have some real tattoo's and they sure as hell arent a zune symbol. Knowing Steven this is a total fake he makes all kinds of fakes on his myspace site. He is a joke maker. Funny guy.

I will find out if its a fake I am going to call his mother and ask her if he really did it and also call his sister.

No, im pretty sure its real because if you go to the source, it shows a close up where you can even see the bumps on his arm where the tattoo is. Tattoos only bleed a day for me, not even. It would still be red though if it was the next day and scabbed a bit for a week maybe. Depends on the person, some people scab, others not so much. This could be a week or two after he got it done... i dont see why it has been overlooked that he could of just waited till it looked clean before taking a picture. Dont forget, this is probably how he tries to show off on his forum... to pic up all the forum chicks, he needs his tattoo looking immaculate.

His story makes it even more BS. 3 hours? That would be so many times putting color on, his arm would most definitely be bleeding for a while.

Oh... Also, the bumps are all over his arm, not just around the tattoo. The bumps mean nothing.

No, thats my point, the tattoo wouldnt cover up the bumps over his arm, you would still be able to see them. But if he photoshopped it, wouldnt it cover up those bumps? Im not a pro or even a novice at photoshop by the way... so i think its real, but just a piece of shit. I doubt the actual action of getting the tattoo took 3 hours, but maybe the tattooist is just really shitty or bad with mixing colours. I think he waited until it healed before taking this pic.

You can easily photoshop it to where you still see the bumps. It's an overlay.

Look, real or faked, this guy's still gonna be a virgin till he's 60.

haha, point set and match

#15, don't worry, #10 made up for it. :]

yeah this is fake.

Tattoo, real. Bearded woman, fake.

This is my bro in the future.

Apple fo' life.

This is one of those pictures you look at later and say "Wow that is a really bad picture of me."
This guy looks like there is someone standing off camera with a gun. He's looking at him saying "Ok I let them put it on me... can I go now Mr. Gates?" Seriously. He looks horrified.
Or constipated.
Yeah maybe that's it.
He's having the picture taken and he's looking at bathroom door just over the camera man's shoulder.
Either that or he just realized the horrible thing he's done to himself.

If its fake, then why would he post it and why would you waste your time making a comment about it. You must think its real then. Anyway, if you people would go back to arguing about the mp3s and not about whether the tattoo is real or not or why he got it. That would be great, because seriously when geeks make fun of eachother, that is just really sad

Tattoos are for faggots.

Fake? Because its not red and swollen? Wow your deductions must be made from all the 12 yrs you have been on Earth. To let you know unless you have one mean as shit tattoo artist your tattoo shouldn't get read until a couple days after when it starts the healing process. But to let you all know it is real because if it wasn't it wouldn't hurt like shit when someone would punch me in the arm. By the way my 2nd zune related tattoo is real too and so will be my third one

it did take 3 hrs but it wasn't 3 hrs of constant tattooing.