Jun 20 2007Froggetmee Combines Spoon And Chopsticks

Froggetmee is a combination utensil similar to the Chork which combines a soup spoon and pair of chopsticks. It costs $8 off shopmodi, though I don't understand how they named it. I know it's tough to combine 'soup spoon' and 'chopsticks' into one word, but 'froggetmee' isn't even close. It's like they just dropped something on their keyboard and went, "Yeah, that's a good name for this."
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Reader Comments
1. Tall Face - June 20, 2007 4:55 PM
two tailed sperm...CALLED IT!
2. Bobert - June 20, 2007 5:09 PM
This product is what I've been waiting for all my life and the solution to all my problems
3. KRiPPeR - June 20, 2007 5:12 PM
Finally a Gadget I can buy!!
But wait, what I'm going use it for?
4. BobTheMul - June 20, 2007 5:23 PM
I have looked into the design of this, um.. utensil. Apparently connecting the chopsticks at the end is for safety purposes. 1,500 Americans die each year by sticking chopsticks up their noses in an attempt to impress their fellow diners. By connecting the chopsticks at the end we can prevent the sticks being lost up the nasal passage. The "spoon" was an afterthought so people wouldn't be offended when offered this device with their noodle order. Also as Tall Face quite rightly noticed in the design's shape, 98% of Americans wont put sperm or anything looking like sperm up their noses.
5. vÂȘnman - June 20, 2007 5:27 PM
Until it has a clock embedded in it, I'm not buying this.
6. JP - June 20, 2007 5:30 PM
Froggetmee could be from Frog (it does look kinda like a dead frog) get noodles (in some part of south east asia, noodles is called mee)
Fantastic.. a dead frog that helps you to get your serving of delicious noodles.
7. Ryan Ruel - June 20, 2007 5:48 PM
No clock? No USB drive? No platinum? Some gadget.
8. Triston - June 20, 2007 7:17 PM
Still better than the Zune tattoo.
9. RandomNigel - June 20, 2007 9:03 PM
Hmm...Is it odd that the only thing I'm focusing on is the pitifully small amount of noodles is the bowl? Where is this thing from? North Korea?
10. duck tales - June 21, 2007 10:14 AM
no asian in their right mind would use this.
blasphemy
11. JP - June 21, 2007 10:37 AM
@ #10
true.. can't use fork & knife.. it's ok.... can't use chopstick.. better don't eat hahaha
12. JapaneseGirl - June 21, 2007 2:56 PM
HaHaHA!!! Wait, WHat the hell are these?!
13. James - June 26, 2007 1:15 PM
But what would Rachel Ray call it?? A chopoon? Spoonsticks?
14. Longshot - June 28, 2007 9:44 PM
The only thing I can think of when I see this is like the chork, a combination of the name of a chopstick and a fork. So I came up with choon, or a more unfortunate name... the spick.... ouch.