Jun 18 2007Epoq EMP-CVWD-2 video watch
The Epoq EMP-CVWD-2 is a watch which plays MP4 video on a 1.8 inch screen. The watch also serves as a photo viewer and MP3 player, and is disguised as a regular dress watch. The 2GB model costs $199.95, although a 4GB model will be available as well. Because, really, the world needs more ways to look at porn on your wrist. I'm assuming this is less conspicuous than my current method: taping issues of Playboy to my arm.
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Reader Comments
1. nathan - June 18, 2007 2:06 PM
where are the de-attachable speakers?
1st
2. BobTheMul - June 18, 2007 2:20 PM
I could put my MP4s of the Super Friends on the watch and then Superman or Batman would be there saying ,"Hurry I've been trapped by the Lavamen you've got to help me".... Then I'd look at my wife and be like all, "Sorry babe, your gonna have to finish yourself off cause I'm needed at the Halls of Justice".
To the Bobmobile!
3. SuperGreen420 - June 18, 2007 2:27 PM
holy smokes!!
if they throw a little camera on that thing, you've got a video walkie talkie.
4. Demonbane - June 18, 2007 2:36 PM
And how am I supposed to jerk off to porn when my video screen keeps bobbing up and down?
5. BrachiosaurusDad - June 18, 2007 3:05 PM
What happens if it malfunctions and the Freakazoid thing happens?
6. vªnman - June 18, 2007 4:47 PM
Unless it has video out, and does so at the original resolution, this is pretty dang useless. They should get rid of the video crap and up the storage space. After that, all I need is security clearance and a contact in the Chinese Government. Then I can finally live happy. Or dead.
7. BobTheMul - June 18, 2007 5:24 PM
Agent vªnman, you have failed the CIA.
Your contact in the Chinese goverment was playing the basketball arcade game and he was communicating in morse (dot=hoop, dash=miss).
The entry code to Hu Jintao's penthouse suite in the Beijing Hilton, was his final score...
But YOU cannot view video at work!?
8. vªnman - June 18, 2007 5:37 PM
No, Bob, sadly when our company was acquisitioned 2 weeks ago, the new company went in and put some blocking crap on the network. It's part of their "push the employess to suicide" business strategy.
9. Vink - June 18, 2007 5:53 PM
I'd buy that if i was a fetus
10. Vink - June 18, 2007 6:00 PM
*baby
11. BlightedArt - June 18, 2007 8:07 PM
Not a... strong moment for you eh Vink...?
12. RobotRock - June 19, 2007 12:45 AM
Will there be Picture-in-Picture?
13. Clancey - June 19, 2007 4:54 AM
Where's the scart socket?
14. black Sunshine - June 19, 2007 11:30 AM
Demonbane: switch hands. it's called "the stranger" . . .
15. Amy - June 19, 2007 1:47 PM
Most people don't read enough as it is. Soon everyone will just have televisions within inches of their faces at all time and all conversations will go consist of people running around yelling "You're fired!" and "Will you accept this rose?"
16. Joe Mamma - June 19, 2007 3:14 PM
Amy, show your boobs!
17. fez - June 23, 2007 12:21 AM
Is it waterproof?
18. sir denie - July 10, 2007 1:54 PM
the world needs more stipers
19. sir denie - July 10, 2007 1:55 PM
the world needs more stipers