Jun 26 2007Criss Angel Exposed

I knew he was a phony!

When I set myself on fire, I screamed much louder.

First!

Chris Angels is the worst TV magician ever. He only uses actors in his shots, all of his tricks are so easy to unfold if you were really there.

You're kidding me, are you saying he didn't really disappear? That's a bold statement.

you mean magic's not REAL!?!

i wonder if i can slash my wrists with the keyboard or hang myself with the mouse cord as this is no longer a world in which i wish to participate.

illusionists were cool... back in the 1900's.

this is the future baby, where science actually does what magic pretends to do.

Watch as i turn music into 1's and 0's,

ta da!

**blinks**
That's not hard to figure out.
Making elephant disappear is, however, quite impressive.

Where is that orientation video he made where he explains to his crew how he does these tricks? How he flys and whatnot.

Of course it is a trick. It is an illusion. Not real fucking magic. He doesn't have some goddamn mystical powers. He is not a wizard. They are freakin magic TRICKS. It's all fake!

... I think people know that...

Duhm, photoshop?

I'm surprised everyone is taking the stance against magic as if that's a relevant debate.

How about how fucking stupid this trick was?

WORST "MAGIC TRICK" EVER.

Reminds me of the trick I do where I make food disappear, it usually magically reappears in my toilet but seeing as Chris is a God among magicians I'm going to push the envelope and make some reappear in his mail.

That was a shitty trick to begin with. I remember thinking the exact same then when I first saw the video. Some of the shit he does is amazing, but this is pretty lame.

Oh yeah, you can also see his wheels turn very obviously before he hits the smoke cloud.

i hate this guy. he's gross and ugly. he's almost as annoying as carrot top.

I always felt violated the first time Criss Angel freaked my mind. The horror.

Oh well.
At least we've still got David Blaine.

speaking of crappy magicians, i heard this band Kung Fu Crimewave sing a song that went like this:

David Blaine, David Blaine
Your magic tricks are really lame
Hanging out in a gyroscope
You looked like you were high on dope
Or chilling out in a block of ice
In the summertime, I bet that felt nice
Just do some magic, what's wrong with that?
Just pull a rabbit out of a hat
If David Blaine were to suck my dick
He'd Probably call it a magic trick

C'mon! Give big C.A. a break.! Just because he has long lustrous hair and takes his shirt off to expose his perfectly waxed chest and abs doesn't mean he's a bad magician....it just means he's a douchebag magician....

has criss angel taken the site down? the link doesnt work for me :(

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lol.

I would watch it if I were you. Or Chris Angel (of death) is gonna take his sword of righteousness and strike you down. Then call upon the elemental powers of the earth to rend you in twain banishing your very souls to his dimension.

Ugh. I was sick of this guy awhile ago, and now they're advertising him in the movie theater. It was bad enough I had to put up with him on the tubes. At least then I could close the window!

i wonder how he chopped that lady in half!?

Yeah.. I've definitely never heard of this guy. Lucky, I suppose. >_>

Since he`s hanging around Cameron Diaz, the man must knows some tricks, give him some credit.

The link doesn't work, but i'm sure i don't even need to see the video. Chris Angel shits me to tears because his tricks are so obviously fake, and the way he acts is fuggin annoying. I like seeing illusions and tricks, but if everyone watching the trick performed live is a paid actor, then there is no illusion, it's just lame.

AHHH!!! He totally mindfreaked me!

linky lokey brinkey brokey

If he could make my wacko ex-girlfriend disappear and then reappear in Siberia, (naked), I would really appreciate it.

Anybody have his cell number? I bet he'd do it !

hmmmm... doesn't work for me. anyone have another link?

Here's the link:
http://www.lame ass intro about how great CA is, then CA talks smack about how great he is, then lame stunt, then everyone jumps up & down and acts like CA just crapped a diamond on their head.com

dude, seriously, lame....
is there any way you could make that more obvious than having 3 guys make a fire extinguisher cloud for no appearant reason other than to hide that you are going somewhere else...???

seriously, lame...

i think that this stuff that every1 is talking about is not true....of course he does magic....some1 framed him and i know it!

wow shutup whocares
he's an illusionist, not a magician. he's never claimed his tricks are real, he says so himself it's a trick. of course there's a way to find out how he fucking did them. the point is he's leaving people wondering how, and that's what the whole point of his fucking job is. there's no camera editing whatso ever, why would a guy like criss want to base his career onthat, hm?

fuck all of u.
u assholes make me sick
this site should be fuckin shut down

wow all of u guys (well actually most of u) are bein assholes. give him a break. yes some of his tricks are easy to figure out. he still stumps me every time i watch the show. ur a queer fag if u hate him enough to say this shit about him. go play in traffic

ur all just jelling cuz u cant do that. i bet if u were to talk to him ud all just b like" o wow Criss Angle, i lov all ur trickz and i wana b just like u" with glassie eyez and a big smile. i also wonder if u no that he doz read the stuff about him and he doz admit that he not some magical frek itz just hiz job. to diapear into smoke and apper in front of u. thatz the way it goz if u don't like it go tell him ur self and yes i lov hiz job. :P

I think anyone that narrcacistic, like chris angel should burn in the infernos of hell

Ok, I dont know why theres a site trying to mess this guy up. I mean its his freaken job! I wouldnt start talking shit about a garbage man, or a lawyer, or a hitman! It's how they make there money. He's a very talented man and the fact that hes gone so far with tricking people and making illusions is amazing! So why the hell are you people saying you hate him, or that his magic is real. Reality check kids, MAGIC IS NOT REAL! It's all a trick, and the fact that he can do some of these tricks is beyond imaginable. It leaves you wondering for the next 2 weeks "how did he do that????" Then you go to your friends and show them the tricks. Who cares if some of the tricks are exposed. There are MANY other tricks that I bet you couldnt figure out. And I dont think he wastes his time looking at people talking shit about him on the internet when he could just walk outside and be adored by millions. So just lay off his back, if your going to say something about him dont just go and type "fuk u 4ll u motherz fookerz" and try to say something smart for once.

okay people who think hes fake fuck you
you guys are destroying are thoughts
hes an illusionist retards that means he tries to make it look realy duh
wow instead of saying * hes the fakest person on earth im 10000 times cooler then him * go find something else to criticize somewone else!!!!

I think Criss is a freakin homo!! Cmon, every magic trick we wants to pull off his shirt and show off his skinny body. His magic tricks are lame, his build up is too long(get with the trick already u prick), and needs to stop promoting the fact that he is a talented musician. I mean if he was a talented musician wouldn't his records have sold?!?!?!

As for cassy who posted last, there are enough dick suckers like you who like people like Criss so YOU FUCK OFF Bitch!!!

*high fives Jag* you summed him up perfectly, he is so in love with himself it makes me sick, "ohh would you look at the time, i haven't taken my shirt off in the past 5 minutes *strips*"

Ok guys. Just shut the fuck up already. Hes a cool guy and how he acts is for the camera's. I mean common, would he get enough fans if he did pittiful little magic tricks?? He's so famous out there so shut up already and no one gives a damn if he was exposed. Hes an Illusionist so Jag, Cassy and last poster get a life and maybe you should try and do something useful. Maybe you dont want him to take off his shirt because your some little fat kid who stays home all the time and your jealous of his 6 pack. Cmon guys, this is sad.

I think that Criss is real and this photo dose not prove anything. Maybe he had to turn! well I think is real and that you just think he is SO cool you can not take it!!

Fuck u bitches and go suck a fat one!!

check this out--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRybVvTR9Gc

criss angel is cool u have to give him credit for the stuff he does sure the big stunts r fake ( i dont ike those) its the card and coin tricks that are cool. The big stunts are obviously fake its that fact of figuring it out, thats what he is trying to do. yes he is famous for all the video editing he does but most of u are jealous cuz u cant do what he does. personally i think he is a great magician and he is good at what he does.

Personally I think you should shut the fuck up mister I think im so cool because I suck at everything I do.

I'd love to come into your place of employment and critisize all of you you fucking retards. Sure some of his tricks are easy to figure out but it's not supposed to be some freak of nature act, he's an illusionist,illusionists create illusions, pop open your dictionary you fucking retards. Everytime you see a stunt and you go, well that's fake, that's the whole fucking point. You're supposed to figure it out, that's his job. So he's not really a fake if he's an illusionist. He'd only be a fake if he was Criss Angel fucking wierdo god that does crazy real shit. Fuck off and stop complaining, hop on a bike or something and stop critisizing television.

wat the hell u freeking assholes...seriously...theres nuthing rong with "Tricks"...thats his job...he still stumps me every time i watch the freeking show...also...ya sure...he probably didnt ACTUALLY disappear with the gocart...but did u guys watch the rest of the show??he makes a moving...wat was it...a lambo?...w/e...he makes a moving car dissappear...id like 2 see u go and explain that...there was nowhere 2 turn there...and he doesnt use payed actors or camera tricks so...just screw off...

why is everyone so bent on putting him down? the stuff he does is amazing... that would most likely be the reason hes famous. and so what if takes his shirt off ... its his show so he should do as he pleases. (plus he looks good :) ) and if someone dislikes it then they dont need to watch the show, and can stop whining! i think everyone should just let him do his thing and stop being so rude/mean.

yeah just give him a fucking break yeah whatever so what if hes fack he never said his tricks were real thats why its called ILLUSION fucking gay dumn fagsand besides he is SOOOO sexy! and theres no special editing ir anything theres just always an explonation
so umm...

!SHUT THE FUCK UP U ASSHOLE LOSERS!

all you people are mindfucked.
criss angel is better than all of you.
not like you could do any
fucking better than him.
so shut the HELL up.
cocktrainer.