Jun 21 2007Cell Phone Handcuff Strap
Strap-Ya is selling this cell phone strap that looks like a set of tiny metallic handcuffs. The handcuffs actually lock with the included keys, so you can use them to attach your phone to your belt strap. Or do whatever else it is you'd want to do with tiny functional handcuffs. I guess you could, I dunno, arrest some fingers or something.
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Reader Comments
1. Diablo - June 21, 2007 11:24 AM
You can buy these in the mall in Claires. My wife has them, aaaaannnnnnnddddd - First!
2. Ashninja - June 21, 2007 11:34 AM
Gotta Love those japs
-Just more crap you will use for like a day and then question yourself why you ever got it
3. Smoke - June 21, 2007 11:34 AM
At least it is not related to a watch or some form of clock or time piece.
4. SuperStoned420 - June 21, 2007 12:52 PM
finally, something to lock up those god damned garden gnomes.
5. jillybean - June 21, 2007 1:13 PM
These will fit perfectly on my nipples.
6. BobTheMul - June 21, 2007 1:52 PM
#5 I did laugh out quite loud at that post, nice one!
Can't top that!
7. Joe Mamma - June 21, 2007 1:55 PM
Smoke, your cell phone has a clock on it, right?
8. vªnman - June 21, 2007 3:46 PM
They look like some 'fingercuffs'.
9. Diablo - June 21, 2007 4:18 PM
Holy shit #8. You know fingercuffs? I was over her house with Rick Derris!
10. RandomNigel - June 21, 2007 4:46 PM
I had a pair of those on my guitar case...And then they broke and fell off...
11. vªnman - June 21, 2007 4:48 PM
no but i would love to see these on jillybeans nipples.
12. vªnman - June 21, 2007 5:11 PM
#9: Is your name by chance Cohee?
#11 always seems to add spaces, and like's living vicariously through me.
13. jillybean - June 21, 2007 5:42 PM
Yawn, the troll bores me almost as much as this site.
14. Fubiz - June 23, 2007 9:33 AM
Excellent!
15. Kee - June 24, 2007 1:19 PM
The little picture in the top right says "Gotcha!"