Zippered Wine Glasses

For $99.99 you can get a set of four of these zippered wine glass which features a hand-painted zipper up the side and an actual zipper-pull attached midway. And if this isn't the coolest wine glass you've ever seen, you're a damn liar. Unless you're talking about that wine glass I made out of braided unicorn hair. Yeah, I guess that one was pretty spectacular.

Fire In The Hole Mashed Potatoes!: Grenade Shaped Salt & Pepper Shakers

The $16 Taste Explosion Salt & Pepper Shakers look like grenades. And speaking of salt and pepper: Uuuuuuh! Push it -- push it real good. Awh yeah, that's what... More →

Go Plates: Stacking Food On Your Beer

Go Plates are reusable party plates (not to be confused with party hats) that sit on top of your beer can, bottle or plastic cup, allowing you a free... More →

Souper!: b/c 'The Plane' Doesn't Always Work

If there's one thing I learned about feeding kids it's that you have to take the tape off their mouths or they spill all over themselves. And then the... More →