May 22 2007The Pecker Exerciser
From the Pecker Exerciser site:
The Pecker Exerciser is a much-needed gift for the bachelor. You can give it to him if you think he needs to "bone up" before his honeymoon or if you think that he may stop getting as much exercise after marriage. Purchase the Pecker Exerciser along with a sweatband and a bottle of water, and you're ready to go.
You mean there are dumbbells made specifically for my wang? All this time I've just been using rope and a bowling ball.
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Reader Comments
1. Nyck - May 22, 2007 7:13 AM
be sure to inject roids directly into your wang prior to use.
2. vanman - May 22, 2007 7:25 AM
They have sold this at Priscilla's for years. I know what you're thinking: "You went to Priscilla's? Perv!" But wait, I only went to Priscilla's to buy porn. So you're wrong, I'm not a perv.
3. sboy - May 22, 2007 9:35 AM
For get this penis weight, Rambo 4 is coming!!!!
4. sboy - May 22, 2007 11:05 AM
Besides, I have 3 of these and they dont work. Mine is still only like 3 inch long. I can lift a bowling ball though!
5. fucking_classy - May 22, 2007 12:04 PM
Holy shit! What kind of idiot actually BUYS this?
6. fucking_classy - May 22, 2007 4:28 PM
Btw, the pictures of the so-called "pecker" look like a fucking worm or something!
Hilarious!
7. sir dennie - July 9, 2007 7:46 PM
fucking_class is right
8. guate6 - July 11, 2007 6:15 PM
Methinks this would be too unconventional for me. I mean usually I simply lift the female attached to my penis straight up, while holding my hands behind my back. Granted I'm hung like a Clydesdale and all but I'd venture to say that it weighs less than my one-rep-max. But for this item, I suppose we all have to start off somewhere.