May 7 2007Super Mario Bros: Game Over
See what happens when Mario leaves the Mushroom kingdom and returns to Brooklyn as a mushroom addict deadbeat plumber.
Throw in a few ninjas and this could be a documentary about my life.
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Reader Comments
1. james - May 7, 2007 7:19 AM
Speaking of documentaries of life... I have a morning ritual that i need to share. I call it "the terminator". First i crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked termintator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed i crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and i start to hum the terminator theme. Then i slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg basass.
The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.
2. vanman - May 7, 2007 7:27 AM
"requiem for a dumbass"
3. BNew - May 7, 2007 7:59 AM
That kind of bottomed out.
4. CAPITALLETTERS - May 7, 2007 8:53 AM
That one was good, but the video was total gash.
5. Brownian - May 7, 2007 10:51 AM
I saw the Sinistar on a talk show in a "Video Game Stars of the 80s: Where are they now?"-type episode. Apparently, the transition from video game to real life is quite difficult, and many video game characters never quite make it.
Although he scared the shit out of me when I was young, he seemed like a genuinely nice guy. He lives with his wife and three kids outside Sausalito, where he teaches at a nearby community college. Unfortunately he has health problems due to the fact that Sinisite crystals don't exist.
6. Misanthrope - May 7, 2007 10:56 AM
Thank you for raping my childhood.
7. ali - May 7, 2007 5:28 PM
that was crap.
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