May 1 2007Star Wars in real life

I've been contemplating nabbing one of those things, but I fear I have yet again been outwitted by the law making it a federal offense to tamper with a mailbox. I keep on telling Officer O'Shea that I wasn't tampering with anything. I stole it. But, of course, he won't listen.

First of all, is that a woman? If so, kill it with fire. This whole thing with ugly women dressing up as Carrie Fisher, Natalie Portman, etc has to stop.

Second of all, assholes, if you're going to do your hair in a bun and buy/create a Leia costume, go the extra inch and wear white shoes.

God I hate my fellow nerds.

I for one am glad they are raising the cost of mailing a letter to pay for this garbage. If only they could find a way for the lines to be longer and the people at the counter to be rude.

@ 2 agreed. ugly bitches think nerds want them. you ever seen those i <3 nerd shirts, 9 out or 10 times, the bitch is either ugly, fat, or both.

~ali

First off: Tom, just because your mom refused to dress up in the gold bikini doesn't mean you have to besmirch other people's fun. Also, the shoes comment has me wondering whether it might have been your dad that refused to wear the bikini for you.

Secondly: ali, it's no one's fault but your own that your boyfriend left you for an ugly, fat nerd-lover. She probably knew what the word "capitalization" meant.

Lastly: I don't care if it's a federal offense, I will be stealing one of these mailboxes. Yep.

Exact-a-mundo, would you please forward all the mail you find inside it to me?

I get so lonely sometimes.

Haha Brownian.

Where was this taken, as I have yet to see one of these. And if I do see it, no one else will, because it will be in the back of my van with my tires squeling.

Then it will be in my college dorm where EVERYONE will pee on it.

Exact-a-mundo: The way you suggested I might be an incestuous homosexual was so. f***ing clever.

Get over it, nobody likes seeing fat chicks dressed as Padme.

@Tom: And everyone is praying you'll keep your shirt on when you dress up as Kirk.

There's one of those by my house!

I'll let everyone on a secret... Those jedi's hide their light sabers in those mailboxes. Break into one and you'll find that the force will be with you!

"Those jedi's hide"

Sorry sboy. What were you saying about the hide of those jedis?

You know I do this because I love you.

Jesus loves you Brownian!!!

Winning a flame war is like being the best Nazi; all it proves is that you're still an asshole.

Nazis are awesome.

@14: Making analogies about arguing on the internet is the online equivalent of teenage girls who say "too much information!"

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I have something I'd like to stick in her slot... Bend over a little more, baby!