May 14 2007Professional wrestling is super real
I bet all you people who thought professional wrestling was fake are feeling pretty stupid right about now.
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Reader Comments
1. 1-Ton - May 14, 2007 10:14 AM
Man, that chokeslam is lethal!
2. Edgar Winter - May 14, 2007 10:30 AM
those are some dangeous moves. I wouldn't want to meet up with that vicious "child" demon.
3. Tap - May 14, 2007 10:37 AM
My whole perception of the world has been shattered!
4. Mitch - May 14, 2007 10:41 AM
I don't know what you're talking about.. this is very real. I have a 4 year old daughter that has almost mastered this move already. She's perfecting it because she wants us to take her to Japan to find the legendary little girl in this video.
Anyone with kids has heard the stories of the little girl in Japan that don't take no shit... that tells her teachers when it's snack time. It's always a mainstay conversation at playgroups.
5. harry - May 14, 2007 10:51 AM
What I want to know is why they used Lum no Love Song as a backing audio clip. o_O;;
6. mac - May 14, 2007 11:11 AM
How strapped for cash must you be to willingly get choke slammed by someone who weighs less than the most of these dudes left leg?
7. slomo - May 14, 2007 11:20 AM
Uhm, that girl is cool at all, but I was 10x more shocked by the swinging manboobs at 0:53...
8. black sunshine - May 14, 2007 11:26 AM
imagine the dude dating this girl when she's older, and her parents cue up the "embarassing home videos" . . .
9. George W. Bush - May 14, 2007 11:31 AM
I wish my "embarassing home videos" were this cool.
10. Jetexas - May 14, 2007 11:42 AM
I heard that as an infant she was behind the death of Owen Hart.
11. glanzstueck - May 14, 2007 12:07 PM
omg! the little girl is really cute. (she deserves this kind of comment)
12. WiFi Pirate - May 14, 2007 1:09 PM
What they don't show is that she got beat in a Barbwire Match after that. She lost by a hurricanrana from and infant that was 2 weeks early, and had a heart condition.
13. Vahn M. - May 14, 2007 2:02 PM
God, she reminds me of myself when I was 5.
14. j00 - May 14, 2007 2:40 PM
God, she reminds me of myself when I was 5.
15. chiphead - May 14, 2007 11:08 PM
Oh noes! She killed Bobby Hurley :(
16. Dan - May 15, 2007 3:08 AM
#7:
*nods*
Easily the most shocking part of the video, 'cos that shit's for real.
17. BobTheMul - May 15, 2007 7:51 AM
You notice after every fight she opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue? That's because what they didn't then show you is her devouring her prey! Seriously, boots, tights, masks, jock strap... the lot. That's why you've not seen these wrestlers before and will never see them again. I've watched Anime and there's some serious demonic shit in Japan... Think about it!
18. qazimoto - May 19, 2007 12:21 AM
man thats some messed up shit
19. Steven - May 19, 2007 3:51 AM
aaah the japanese never cease to amaze
20. vjgdf - May 19, 2007 11:28 AM
OMG! thats sooo fake!havent u noticed everytime she does it the guys jump on purposly!!!its called acting man!!!!!!o_0;; duh! she doesnt do anything she to weak evn to do that!!!!
21. gigagamer - May 19, 2007 4:30 PM
vjgdf would you please shut you wide open trap. everyone knows its fake but its cute, funny and fun to talk about in this way. (did i say it well master demon wrestling girl?)
22. geo - May 21, 2007 9:04 PM
any one notice her pin is just like the undertakers plus the chokeslam is one of undertakers specials i think we have just another copy cat wrestler
23. Kidiu - January 19, 2009 2:26 AM
Yeah, totally dude, I feel awefully stupid.
24. rossie - March 8, 2009 5:21 PM
dude...the guys are helping her because instead of her lifting them up ,they jump to show that she wins!