May 29 2007Pop-Up TV-Liquor Cabinet

If you enjoy watching TV, drinking, and letting everybody know you have absolutely no taste whatsoever, this Pop-Up TV-Liquor Cabinet might be for you. At least it's shiny. Plus, you know, the TV looks like it's 20-years-old. So that's nice.
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Reader Comments
1. Mari - May 29, 2007 1:10 PM
If I went over to a guy's place and saw that, he'd instantly gain two points on my 'is he getting laid' meter.
2. George - May 29, 2007 1:10 PM
1st!
3. george - May 29, 2007 1:11 PM
wtf.. i was 1st..!!
howd you get that post above me Mari?!?!??!!
I'm soo pissed now!
4. George - May 29, 2007 1:13 PM
Ahhh it doesnt matter...
#5 has penis breath.
5. PenisTaster - May 29, 2007 1:39 PM
I do not...oh wait.
6. IsuckWangs - May 29, 2007 1:40 PM
I'l have you know I always follow the act with a Mentos.
7. vanman - May 29, 2007 1:43 PM
Why put liquor in it when that would be the perfect place to put my stash of dildoes?
8. BobTheMul - May 29, 2007 1:52 PM
I have seen this in a cut scene from Star Wars
Darth Vader has just watched the Death Star go up in a puff of smoke.. as he takes off his helmet and pinches the centre of his brow, giving a long sigh he opens up his TV-liquor cabinet. He then downs a glass of Alderan wiskey and he can just be heard muttering ,"Fucking 2 meter ventilation shaft..."
Fade to credits.
9. Propeller Tool - May 29, 2007 2:25 PM
A game of Pong, a glass of wine, and thou...
10. BNew - May 29, 2007 2:54 PM
DESIGN FLAW:
1- Not a big enough TV.
2- Won't hold enough liquor (for me).
3- Every time someone goes to get a drink they'll block the screen.
11. BNew - May 29, 2007 2:55 PM
erm... FLAWS*
12. RandomNigel - May 29, 2007 4:57 PM
#1, I think I must concur.
13. Danny - May 30, 2007 2:40 AM
#1
Does it count if I just keep my trashy jukebox/television tossed up on top of my microwave...on top of my fridge? Because hey, you know..television...booze..SEX ME NOW.
14. SuperGreen420 - May 30, 2007 9:11 AM
LOL!@#8
I think it's pretty cool.
design flaws? the diameter is too large.
cut it in half so it's semi-circular, install an LCD screen and that way it'll look more elegant.
PROBLEM SOLVED!
15. SuperGreen420 - May 30, 2007 9:13 AM
oh and add hinges to the bottom half so that it can be opened when you can't be bothered waiting for it to rise up.
PROBLEM SOLVED!