May 31 2007Mushroom Forest Table

The Mushroom Forest Table Series is a coffee table designed by Thomas Wold, creating a multicolor coffee table that looks like a forest of mushrooms. Although still not as cool as if you grew an actual forest of mushrooms to use as a coffee table. Nothing says 'good idea' like eating food off a bunch of wild mushrooms. Trust me, I'd know.
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Reader Comments
1. james - May 31, 2007 11:06 AM
FIRST!
2. Pastor Al - May 31, 2007 11:17 AM
"Mushroom Forest Table Series is a coffee table designed by Thomas Wold"
How do people get jobs like these?
Vern: Hey, Orvil!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: I just got a new job!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?!
Vern: Ya, Orvil. I design furnature.
Orvil: Wow, Vern! You mean you put cool designs on coffee tables, chairs and stuff?
Vern: Nah, Orvil. I invent new designs. The way I figure it, is that people are sick of flat, box shaped, comfortable furnature . What they really want is creepy, jagged, strange shaped, off colored designs based on fungus and dead animals.
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: Ya, Orvil.
3. vanman - May 31, 2007 11:31 AM
If this was mine, it would no doubt result in more kool-aid stains on my carpet. Good thing I need more kool-aid stains, or else I wouldn't buy this. Or anything. Anything but more Kool-aid.
4. Joe Mamma - May 31, 2007 11:47 AM
That is really craptastic looking furniture and your story sucked Al.
5. Bastard Sal - May 31, 2007 12:30 PM
"Mushroom Forest Table Series is a coffee table designed by Thomas Wold"
How do people get jobs like these?
Vern: Hey, Orvil!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: I just got a new job!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?!
Vern: Ya, Orvil. I design furnature.
Orvil: Wow, Vern! You mean you put cool designs on coffee tables, chairs and stuff?
Vern: Nah, Orvil. I invent new designs. The way I figure it, is that people are sick of flat, box shaped, comfortable furnature . What they really want is creepy, jagged, strange shaped, off colored designs based on fungus and dead animals.
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: Ya, Orvil.
6. vanman - May 31, 2007 12:38 PM
^......guy who's most creative idea was to copy and paste someone else's comments.
7. vanman - May 31, 2007 1:07 PM
I'm Gay!
8. SuperGreen420 - May 31, 2007 3:48 PM
that's the ugliest thing i've ever seen...
no wait, the japanese eyebrows were worse.
9. RandomNigel - May 31, 2007 3:57 PM
O_o
They don't really look like mushrooms...
And they seem like they'd be difficult to keep stuff on.
No thanks, I'll pass.
10. Pastor Al - June 1, 2007 8:17 AM
Joe Mamma... I hope you're happy... you made me cry... :(
11. al - July 9, 2007 9:53 PM
fuck u joe mamma
12. al - July 9, 2007 9:54 PM
"
How do people get jobs like these?
Vern: Hey, Orvil!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: I just got a new job!
Orvil: Ya, Vern?!
Vern: Ya, Orvil. I design furnature.
Orvil: Wow, Vern! You mean you put cool designs on coffee tables, chairs and stuff?
Vern: Nah, Orvil. I invent new designs. The way I figure it, is that people are sick of flat, box shaped, comfortable furnature . What they really want is creepy, jagged, strange shaped, off colored designs based on fungus and dead animals.
Orvil: Ya, Vern?
Vern: Ya, Orvil.