May 25 2007Mini Chocolate Shoes
Tiny little chocolate shoes that come in tiny little shoe boxes? Don't mind if I do. Although I don't see what's so special about these since I already eat my shoes. My stomach's been hurting for the past, oh I dunno, three years?
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Reader Comments
1. Dr. Fatso - May 25, 2007 10:35 AM
Can I get a "Go America?"
Lets eat everything, next thing you know theyll make chocolate babies!
2. mac - May 25, 2007 10:37 AM
Already done, http://www.oldtimecandy.com/chocolate-babies.htm
USA, USA, USA!!!!!!
3. Dr. Fatso - May 25, 2007 10:50 AM
And they're sold out, BUAHAHAHA!
Lesse here, chocolate shoes, chocolate babies, chocolate jesus....can anyone find a chocolate twin towers? Pre 9-11?
4. Dr. Fatso - May 25, 2007 10:51 AM
Crap, I meant "post 9-11"
5. Tall Face - May 25, 2007 10:53 AM
i waiting for a company to come out that will make a chocolate mold from a photograph...THEN, i will finally be able to eat my own face!
6. Mr. E - May 25, 2007 1:28 PM
Chocolate bars are going to become obsolete due to the new hip fad of consuming chocolate in various odd shapes. People will be offended if you offer a bar of chocolate to them.
Psh. Screw bars. Go choco-shoes!
7. BobTheMul - May 25, 2007 2:29 PM
I am not waiting for somebody to make something "cool" or "different" out of chocolate, not when I have a Lego Chocolate printer!
http://www.instructables.com/id/EVWPI8981LEP2862CL/
Seeing as there's always a lest 5 posters on here telling everyone else to shut up, I don't mind....Finally I can enjoy eating my own words... my sweet chocolate words.. mmmmmm
8. RandomNigel - May 25, 2007 3:52 PM
I'll only eat Chocolate Vans. Maybe Etnies. I refuse to eat any chocolate converses or nikes.
*shakes head*
9. vanman - May 25, 2007 5:30 PM
If you are going to eat skate shoes, why not a set of DC's or Duffs? Vans prefer not to be eaten, at least not by guys. Now I would like a set of those original year Air Jordans. My mom never bought me any, and I have some jealousy to take out on them.
10. RandomNigel - May 26, 2007 8:27 PM
^ ....I'm a girl.
11. vanman - May 26, 2007 8:49 PM
^...looking for a groupie. ;-)
12. RandomNigel - May 26, 2007 9:35 PM
^ ....................................................
No comment.
13. vanman - May 26, 2007 11:23 PM
^.......yeah baby, don't talk........v
14. BlightedArt - May 27, 2007 7:15 PM
I was going to say "All they need now, is chocolate sexual organs", but no doubt that's already happened.
Also, Vanman & RandomNigel... Pix? D:
15. RandomNigel - May 27, 2007 10:24 PM
*blinks*
I dunno about sexual organs...But they do make chocolate hearts and brains.
Yum.
16. betch - May 27, 2007 11:52 PM
they should make chocolate-shaped babies.
with real babies inside.
yum!
17. vanman - May 29, 2007 11:26 AM
I'm sure this chocolate romance has slightly more staying power than one forged on a reality dating show.
18. BlightedArt - June 17, 2007 6:22 PM
Chocolate hearts and brains...
... That's just crazy enough to work!!