Mickey-Mouse tomato

A Chinese man bought a tomato from his local market because it was shaped like a mouse.

Chen Guoping, of Dongzhuangqiao village, Zhejiang province, bought the 150-gram tomato. "It looks so much like a mouse head that I bought it without hesitation. It looks very funny," he said. His fellow villagers all say they have never seen a tomato like it, reports People's Daily.

Call me crazy, but I usually avoid fruit that looks like it's growing tumors.

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