May 15 2007Metro Sewer Manhole Cover Door Mat

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This door mat was designed to look like a New York City manhole cover. It costs $29.99 and really adds a level of, um, cityness to your home. Although if you really want to complete the look you should also spit gum on your floor and maybe hire some homeless people to wander around.

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This is the gayest thing ever.

makes your home a sewer! or more of one.

homke a sewer or more Ninja Turtle-esque.....I think you'll find more Ninja Turtles-esque is always a winner. Just ask by roomate Shredder...

People shouldn't be suprised to find hobo's peeing on the porch or some one trying to sell bootleg dvds in their living room either.


Ok, so I poisoned some food to get rid of rats, now I can't find the food.

I'm thinking this might end up being part of a chain of events where things might "go badly", as they say. There've been a couple rats near my place and I decided to get some stuff for them to eat, and I'd poison it. So I went to my friend's place and used his poison on a fresh pack of Oreos, now I can't find them.

Am I liable if someone eats them and dies?!


wow this is stupid.

and i f***ing love oreos!

Yo, this thing has been around for like 5 or 10 years. Already super old news.

Hah I love these things! Just last night I was hunting C.H.U.D. and these babies work like a charm as decoys... I'm all like,"Where you gonna run to C.H.U.D?"... he's picking up these mats trying to find the real manhole and the mutant fool is like,"whaaa what's happening?"

The look on his melted face was priceless...

Molemen tonight! Can't wait.

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