May 30 2007Japanese Eyelashes
I'm not one to judge, but there's a new trend in Japan where women are wearing insanely huge false eyelashes. Can you imagine kissing somebody wearing these? You'd think your eyeballs were under attack by caterpillars.
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Reader Comments
1. Zezose - May 30, 2007 2:39 PM
Holy crappin' Crap! Umm, are they shaving their armpits and gluing the hair to their eyes now?
Although, the blue ones are kinda sexy, but not so much the bushy ones...
2. Tall Face - May 30, 2007 2:44 PM
OR being swept up by a cute japanese janitor girl ;D
3. Kevin - May 30, 2007 3:03 PM
Cha-Cha-Cha-Chia!
4. Brownian - May 30, 2007 3:05 PM
Awesome! I've always had this dream of making out with a female, Asian version of Dan Hedaya.
5. Mr Pink - May 30, 2007 3:32 PM
I don't think it looks that bad. Because of this I fear I may need therapy.
6. Lenina - May 30, 2007 3:43 PM
Who doesn't love to glue small furry creatures to their face?
7. SuperGreen420 - May 30, 2007 4:19 PM
LOL!@#3
8. Pastor Al - May 30, 2007 4:38 PM
Are they, like, really bored in Japan? All the tech in the world and we get this! I bet that wasabi does something to you.
9. Jay - May 30, 2007 4:50 PM
Amazing. I love the Japanese, they are not afraid to introduce the most bizarre things into the marketplace.
10. Zooom Zoooom Zooooom - May 30, 2007 4:55 PM
10th!!
11. nainanajad - May 30, 2007 5:14 PM
i fucking hate when people cant say my last name right...
its not that hard.. na, i, nanajad. nainanajad.
jesus christ.
12. BobTheMul - May 30, 2007 5:36 PM
When conjunctivitis goes bad!!
These eyelashes are just for shock value and have little intrinsic beauty... For maximum shock value, be like me and glue one coming out of each nostril and each ear!
The ladies like a bit of class... and I like to soak my Martini up my nostrils.
13. BobTheMul - May 30, 2007 5:43 PM
Curse you #11
My wife said you name right 5 times and now she has been taken into the Forbidden Zone by the Demon Azzbesdoss.
I must rescue her!!!! ... right after the National lottery results...
14. thsr - May 30, 2007 5:45 PM
obviously meant to distract from that weird thing going on between her upper lip and nose.
15. fathafiga - May 30, 2007 6:20 PM
Those just look like icky eyebrows.
16. Cait - May 30, 2007 7:09 PM
I kinda like it. ... but I still feel like the colonel should come in and say "Stop that."
17. t3h k1ng - May 30, 2007 7:40 PM
nicely spotted #14 it seems to be working
FIRST!!
18. D5 - May 30, 2007 8:25 PM
seen so much im going blind
im braindead virtually.
19. ninjaned - May 30, 2007 9:05 PM
i didnt realize that japan was starting to mate with ewoks
20. RandomNigel - May 30, 2007 10:46 PM
Those. Are. Ugly.
But some of them do look really cool.
http://www.piercemattie.com/blogs/way_extreme_lash.jpg
Now those are some freaky false eyelashed.
That's actually her hair turned into eyelashes/
21. PooPants - May 31, 2007 3:28 AM
....mom...?
22. vanman - May 31, 2007 9:26 AM
I've been told that women would kill for my eyelashes, but now I'm starting to think they were being serious. Somebody, please help.
23. Pastor Al - May 31, 2007 9:28 AM
Maybe they'd look better if they were braided...
24. Vahn M. - May 31, 2007 10:16 AM
I don't know, man. Japanese fashion is fukken ugly. First, fruits, now ugly eyelashes? Thanks. If I ever need to use fake eyelashes, I'll stick with the American polyester ones.
25. Joe Mamma - May 31, 2007 11:50 AM
I think some Jap fashion is sexy. Like Bukakke!
26. Cookie - May 31, 2007 3:47 PM
Ooookaaaay... that would definitely freak me out!
27. Jockey - May 31, 2007 11:06 PM
cough, cough, FREAK!, cough, cough.
28. Anon - June 1, 2007 2:56 AM
Oooooh, come on, like you wouldn't want those eyelashes tickling your balls while 69'ing. Mmmmmm...you know you guys were all thinking it, just I'm the first to say it. Woooo!!
/me feels it now...
Oh wait, that's my dog.
29. LakesideMax - Mexico community - September 11, 2007 1:14 PM
Wow,, I can wait for asian porn stars to start wearing them...