Japanese food fight

If you've never seen those videos where Japanese people dress in black and recreate scenes with Matrix effects, prepare to have your socks blown off. If not a single part of that last sentence made sense to you, just watch the video and you'll understand. Or you won't and you'll be even more confused. Either way, you should probably just give me your credit card information.
Video clip after the jump.
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Note: Video is after the jump because the government implanted a chip (restaurant style tortilla) in my brain that makes me pee myself if I post videos on the front page. This is a printer made out of LEGO blocks, a felt-tip pen and some homebrew electronics. It's seriously i... / Continue →

