May 11 2007Guy carrying a ton of eggs

There's something kind of creepy looking about that. Like the eggs are strange growths off of his hands or something. *shudders*

This photo just makes me want to karate kick that hand into his face, partly because who gives a fat rat's ass over how many eggs someone can carry but mostly because I'm violent and like to make people cry.

I already have something that can do that, it's called a basket.

psh, prove to me that they're not glued together.

you can. they don't have glue in china.

It has to be real. Who in their right mind would seek fame by faking ability to carry a bunch of eggs. Real fame only comes from doing a short commercial praising your local television station when their cameraman asks you to while you were at the zoo. Yes, I am famous. Ladies?

Don't hold your breath waiting for any takers vanman. No wait, I changed my mind; do hold your breath.

I can hold my breath for a long time. But know whats better? Crying about it.

ew.

I hope they are turtle eggs.

Pshaw. I can carry a lot more eggs than that.

Oh, *chicken* eggs. Nevermind.

we can always count on Asia to bring us obscure, completely impractical physical talents.

i wonder how many nut sacks he can stick in his mouth..

tell you what tho, hes one fugly egg snatcher

I bet he dropped them.

Well, at least he saved the dozen egg cardboard box. That's really a waste.

I can carry far more than 12 kitttens with my handy garden fork.