Drop kicking cow

Ever seen a cow drop kick a dude in the face before? You have now.

• Painful: Girl Handles Music Record For First Time

  January 25, 2012 / Comments

  I can see your shitter bro -- close the bathroom door next time! This is a painful to watch staged video of a guy showing his daughter a LP record (a yellow see-thru one for some reason) for the first time in her 13 years of constantly texting ex... / Continue →
• TASER TASER TASER!: New Taser Shoots Three Probes For Zapping Multiple Perps

  July 22, 2009 / Comments

  The TASER X3 is just that, a taser that shoots three separate probes for shocking several victims at once. Or, fire them all into one perp and watch that sucker light up like a Christmas tree! The new weapon will be officially unveiled on July 27... / Continue →
• What The?: Questionable Sub Commercial

  April 22, 2009 / Comments

  I love Quiznos. Or, I should say, I loved Quiznos before I found out their ovens encourage employees to have sex with them. I mean, WTF? This isn't how you sell delicious, oven-baked subs, this is how you....damnit, now I want Quiznos. Youtub... / Continue →