May 25 2007Disc Pod Dispenser

The Disc Pod Dispenser laods up a spindle of blank CDs or DVD's and ejects them out one at a time at the push of a button. It costs $14 and does the same job as if you just grabbed a disc off the top, meaning if you buy this you're officially the laziest person on the planet. And me? Well I'm officially the handsomest.
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Reader Comments
1. mac - May 25, 2007 9:17 AM
I wonder how long it would take to modify it to shoot the discs at deadly, decapitating speed? Not that I'd do it or anything.
2. duhduhdan - May 25, 2007 10:02 AM
^ I wonder how long it would take for you to shut up!
I just love lAoding things whenever I get the chance to lAod.
3. Tracy Jacks - May 25, 2007 10:09 AM
Does anyone know if this dispenser only works with blank CDRs & DVDRs?
I have a bunch of discs with media already written in it and would like to store in this device... thanks.
4. Dr. Smarts - May 25, 2007 10:12 AM
No it doesnt. After you write data to a disc they grow slightly larger and therefore wouldn't be able to fit in this device.
Thank YOU for your question.
5. fucking_classy - May 25, 2007 12:18 PM
LMAO @ #1 & #4
You guys just made my day less shit, thanks!
6. Propeller Tool - May 25, 2007 12:59 PM
So where's the machine that loads my CD dispenser for me? And more importantly, the remote?
7. RandomNigel - May 25, 2007 2:40 PM
^ and the device that gives you the CD's after they've been dispensed, so you don't have to reach over to get 'em.
8. astanix - May 27, 2007 3:57 AM
heh, i got a couple of these from some website that had google checkout and 10% off AND free shipping going at the same time... it made them 17 cents each... they're good for being really really lazy... but i would never actually pay any money for these... more than $1 = rip off
9. TheJakester - March 9, 2009 3:08 PM
Greetings from the future.
Your ancient technology is fail.
10. Chris - March 9, 2009 5:42 PM
I must be lazy, as i have one of these..
11. Kayli - March 24, 2009 6:43 PM
The only use I can think of for these is a safe way to keep your CDs/DVDs unscratched until you decide to use them. Of course, that's assuming you're a complete ass and don't know how to take care of your stuff.
12. Chris - April 1, 2009 4:33 PM
@ 11. nah, i know how to keep care of my stuff, but i find it handy to just to pull the switch and have a disc released, as i said im a tad lazy.