May 31 2007Clever Business Card
This is an incredibly clever business card put together by Melvin, a self proclaimed "hacker, entrepreneur, and all around mischief maker." The picks can be easily removed from the card and are actually functional as lock picks. Kind of puts my business card to shame. And by business card, I mean the used napkins I keep in my pocket with my name written on them. I'm a professional!
Thanks to Adam for the tip.
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Reader Comments
1. James - May 31, 2007 3:06 PM
Wow i always wanted to give away cards that could be used as lock picks
2. vanman - May 31, 2007 3:08 PM
I wonder why his address isn't included on this card?
3. Nifty - May 31, 2007 3:47 PM
Melvin needs to incorporate a fingernail clipper. God that's gross.
4. BobTheMul - May 31, 2007 3:47 PM
Pah! My calling card is a fully functional shuriken... well, it's a cheese and onion Pringle that I've nibbled into the shape of a shuriken.
This card would be my second choice... if I had money or a buisness or someone to give a card to.
5. Joe Mamma - May 31, 2007 3:55 PM
I would take his card then use it to break in to his house.
6. vanman - May 31, 2007 3:59 PM
I would preemptively steal your joke.
7. RandomNigel - May 31, 2007 4:23 PM
Anyone know where I can find this "Melvin" and ask him for a business card?
(melvin@melvin.net? C'mon, he couldn't think of something more creative than that?)
8. FAGGOTRON - May 31, 2007 4:33 PM
Whats so clever about this? douchebag.
9. Brownian - May 31, 2007 6:40 PM
A Google search of 'Melvin@melvin.net' suggests his real name is Jeremy Bruestle. But why not try phoning the number on the card, RandomNigel?
10. StudioGeek - May 31, 2007 9:33 PM
This is actually not original, Kevin Mitnik has been making and distributing business cards like this for years.... Still cool though.
11. kromelizard - June 1, 2007 12:15 AM
Does he also give out pens that double as a tension bar?
12. ajax - June 1, 2007 4:21 PM
i was wondering that myself #11, wheres the tension wrench?
13. Cait - June 1, 2007 10:41 PM
It'd be even more clever if it didn't look like a bunch of pop-out lockpicks, and was actually, you know... stealthy.
14. Davis - June 1, 2007 10:46 PM
Actually the tension wrench IS included, it's the bit in the middle. You have to provide the 90 degree angle but it's there.
15. final_f_fan - June 5, 2007 9:06 PM
where can you get one and how cause i could use this
16. me who else would i be - June 11, 2007 9:22 PM
dude i think the long thing is the tension wrencth you have to bend it your self
17. final_f_fan - August 31, 2007 1:06 PM
where can i get the full card
18. Rubber Stamps - December 10, 2007 4:08 PM
Cool stuff maynard.