May 16 2007Breakdancing battle

stupid f***ing mother!

Poor child. The mom needs to be put to sleep. Watch your children.

Oh dear Lord...

I told her being present at breakdancing battles would result in things like this.

another example that

WHITE PEOPLE CAN'T DANCE!!!!!!!!!!1

ROLFZILLA

This just in: kicking a baby in the face *is* funny!
I hope he won that competition.

aftermath? hello?!

I still can't get over the poor sheep in the mask that the other sheep are afraid of. Everything else demanding pity will just have to wait.

This proves that Breakdancing is a myth. The child is clearly in one piece.

If I was hartless I'd post:

"Don't worry folks, full compensation was paid out to the performer for getting blood on his $160 sneakers."

But I'm not heartless so everybody ignore that comment and focus on:

"Awww, that poor kid I hope their alright. That must have hurt"

There we go!

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the African American whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.

That night, eating dinner at home, the African American's mother asks him what he did at school today.

"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ..and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."

"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.

"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"

The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."

There are 2 reasons why the fault lies with the kid and the mom.

1.There's a HUGEEEE crowd surrounding the area. Unless the lady is deaf, dumb, and blind, there is no way she didn't know that probably wasn't the safest place to let your kid wander.
2. I believed this happened in a large enough area where you Wouldn't let your kid go exploring.

Now I hope the kid is all right and wasn't seriously hurt, still thought the video was funny. I do hate those performers who take up an entire street though.

this was a interior shopping mall performance and the kid deserved what it got, kids always try to fill up empty space, like diffusion or some science crap. "O look, an empty space" the kid thinks and trieds to fill it up. Then BLAMMO sneaker kick to the face! Happens in nature all teh time.

First of all Kirk Cameron, you are a first class douchebag

Secondly, this is why kids should be on leashes. And probably gagged as well. Maybe parents just shouldn't take them out at all, and then the rest of us can enjoy our outings screaming/whining child free.

bah, you were a snot-nosed kid yourself once, so STFU and leave the kids alone or I'll cut your heart out and take a shit in the void.

He must have trained the kick before.. see the professional spin that kid takes? It's clearly a part of the show. But she forgot the head twist part. Shame.

First off, 15 should follow his advice. Second off, I happen to agree with jilly. If kids werent in public, me and her would be free to have sex with her on a leash wherever we damn well pleased. If that were the case, you better bet this video would be soooo much better.

But Jilly, do remember that just because you enjoy being leashed and gagged, that doesn't mean it's right for everyone. To each his/her own.

Ha, in your dreams and my nightmares vanman.

You will find your task rather difficult Doofus Agregorious, as I have no heart to speak of. And the void where it should be is already quite full; full of loathing for small children that is.

Are we going to let Kirk post racist jokes for every post in here? It kind of ruins the site.

Personally, I wouldn't give kirk the time of day, considering he's only original enough to rewrite a blonde joke, instead of make up one of his own. I, personally, credit myself with writing the blonde/grenade joke when I was in second grade.

That kid has learnt never to do that again.

Times Square subway station, not a mall, dumbasses.

Any parent that allows their child anywhere around rap music or break dancing should have their kid taken away from them.

Served!

gotta learn to take a hit like that sometimes. its good for the kid. hopefully it learned something from this expierience

Good to know that mother was paying not attention whatsoever to where her child was going until the poor thing was kicked. I think more parents should be like her.

The things you find on Youtube

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOKZHuu-3jQ

funniest thing i've seen in a long time.....with the exception of my grandpa falling down the stairs...yeah theres nothing funnier than people getting hurt especially little kids and old people.

funniest thing i've seen in a long time.....with the exception of my grandpa falling down the stairs...yeah theres nothing funnier than people getting hurt especially little kids and old people.

They shouldn't be flailing their legs about in a public area, totally the 'dancer's' fault.

Oh, did I say dancer? I meant attention-seeking public nuisance... Get these clowns out of public spaces, they're a menace.

I'm gonna write an angry letter to the authoritas...

I'm with Berzerker, I hope that damn dumbass cunt little girl learns never to run off like that again. Also, why in HELL wasn't her mother holding onto her? "Hmm, people flailing their limbs and forming a large open space in which for the object of their attention to dance and move around, I'd better let little Sally down so she can join them!"

Because, Pillow, the idea was that the child would run through, thereby attracting attention and having everyone fawn over it, loudly.

I never thought a child getting kicked in the head would be so funny.

P.S. Keep them coming, Kirk. You've got the Sanctimonious and Self-Aggrandising brigade all worked up.

Damn I love this vid!

The beautiful irony is that the stupid soab mum, who wasn't paying attention in the first place, called out to her kid to stop at precisely the WRONG time; causing the poor little shit to stop and turn right in the path of that dudes boot - glory!

If only she had been even less observant the kid might just have got away...

I think Capital's right. I hope the kid suffers brain damage. I'm still giggling at this video. :p

Who in the hell would let their kid run into a breakdance dancefloor? WHO?
I mean that's like letting your kid play in traffic thinking drivers are gonna stop and admire how cute he/she is....some people should just hang it up and get a nanny or something.

This is a video of a friend of mine kicking a kid.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=27k_gdXxfJA

Why the f*** doesn't this video have "OWNED" at the end?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

what gets ya is you really think its going to be a sick breakdancing vid..but then....ahhhh...you tube junk.

"bah, you were a snot-nosed kid yourself once, so STFU and leave the kids alone or I'll cut your heart out and take a shit in the void."

pretty owned i think.

lol
I have this video on my myspace

I Know its really sad what happen but COME ON! The baby wandered in the middle of a breakdancing competion! And isn't there suppose to be some sort of gate your not suppose to pass? Its pretty funny in a sick sorta way. Cocidence that the toddler was there? I think NOT. Irony? Yes.