May 9 2007Apartment with half a car

Craziness, my car kinda looked like that, but not because i cut it in half and glued it, but because i crashed into a steel divider.

FIRST!

Had I known this to be possible, I would have held on to my '87 Olds Cutlass for this very purpose. I guess I'll have to use my current '92 Ford Escort instead; the duct tape is barely holding the door on anyways.

And this was all poor Herman had left after his wife took the rest in the divorce. Now he has a shred of his mercedes in an apartment downtown. He still thinks it was worth banging the fat chick.

That aint even half a car, more like one quater, or a fifth. And why would you want such an ugly car in your house? I can think of thousands of cars that would look so much better in my living room.

I wonder how cool it would be to do this with a human...?

Don't worry, not a dead human.

normally red necks would only have broken down cars on their lawn, but i guess this guy took it one step further

My neighbor did that with his Fiat... only he was still in it, and half of it was in my house, and he had been drinking.... Drano.... and moonshine.

Anyone ever read "Youth in Revolt"? I'm sure that's where he got this idea.

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that car is ugly.