Slim G4 super thin mouse

KJ Global has created a mouse only 5mm thick called the Slim G4. It does everything a basic mouse should do, but also includes a neat storage device for the wire within the mouse. Although this thing is so thin, you'd end up accidentally using your credit card as a mouse and not even realize it until you discovered you couldn't click on the porn.

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