Apr 27 2007Keyport Slide revolutionizes keychains
The Keyport Slide is a universal key fob that stores your keys in a tiny rectangular case. Sliding modules push the keys out, and there's even an integrated RFID to allow for remote keyless entry. It's not out yet, but damn if it isn't a good idea. Although I doubt it'd fit all 4,000 of my keys. Right now I just keep them all taped to my jacket. It takes me three hours to get inside my house.
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Reader Comments
1. Papageno - April 27, 2007 10:23 AM
No RFIDs, please.
2. CAPITALLETTERS - April 27, 2007 10:27 AM
That looks about as sturdy as [cretin's name]'s* grasp of language.
*see past year or so of Hedonistica comments for specifics
3. jillybean - April 27, 2007 10:47 AM
Except we can't anymore Chad. Hedonistica is gone daddy gone, the site is gone, gone daddy gone, the site is gone a-wa-ay.
4. Sboy - April 27, 2007 10:57 AM
Hedo's comments are alway's the best. He makes me chuckle.
5. Sboy - April 27, 2007 10:58 AM
BTW: I refer to the webmaster as HEDO, that's the nick I gave him. In memory of Hedonistica.
6. SuperGreen420 - April 27, 2007 11:12 AM
Screw keys! I want a thumb plate like the one in the future in bttf2.
7. Nipples - April 27, 2007 11:23 AM
That's the key fob a ninja would use. My kung-fu is strong.
8. vanman - April 27, 2007 12:22 PM
um, jilly, you seem to be mistaken about the identity this "CAPITAL LETTERS" person, if that is his real name. Or her name. Wait a minute. Girls are ganging up against me. Too bad your logic will hold no water. And no, Jilly, as i've said before, merely retaining water does not count.
9. tcx - April 27, 2007 12:51 PM
Ninja don't use kungfu.. they use Ninjitsu..
10. jillybean - April 27, 2007 2:28 PM
I thought it was you vanman from your hedonistican post about using all caps. I now realize that was just wishful thinking.
11. vanman - April 27, 2007 2:43 PM
Nope, wasn't me. But twas not all in vain; I did get to tell a super joke about retaining water. Talk about burn! But, the way I saw it, it was clearly someone sending a message to me. As opposed to a massage, which I do get quite regularly from super sexy fully naked chicks. Prove that I dont.
12. jubtastic1 - April 28, 2007 8:26 AM
That would have rocked back in the 70's when keys were pretty much all the same shape and weren't loaded with immobilisers and alarm remotes and shit.
Does it come with a guillotine for cutting the grips off my keys and some glue to attatch them to this piece of gadget bastardry?