This guy was on street patrol in Iraq and as he rounded a corner, an insurgent shot him in the chest from just a few feet away. Fortunately, the bullet hit his iPod and was slowed down enough that it didn't penetrate his body armor and he was unwounded. Apparently an engineer at Apple caught wind of the story and is trying to help the guy get a new iPod. And me? Well I'm eating a giant bowl of cereal. So I guess we're all doing our parts to help out.
Because fact-checking is for people who don't have GOOD GUT INSTINCTS, a Danish news station recently displayed a rendering of Damascus from Assassin's Creed instead of the current Damascus skyline like they intended. I've since been fired from my position as head picture find... / Continue →
This is allegedly a picture of the sun eating a comet. Of course, it could be a picture from inside a birth canal for all I know. WHICH IS EVERYTHING. Yep yep yep -- that's a vagina if I've ever seen one (I haven't is the thing).
The destruction of a comet as it approached ... / Continue →
You see the guy in the upper left of the screen? He's a banker. A banker that's about to look at some naked pictures of Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr during a live news broadcast. Way to go, champ!
As Lakos studiously detailed the Reserve Bank's rates decision, hold ... / Continue →