Apr 27 2007Firetable is a table with fire
The Epsilon table is a coffee table which doubles as a fireplace. And yeah, it's every bit as dangerous as it looks. Unless a coffee table which occasionally shoots fire out the top doesn't sound dangerous to you. In which case my spinning saw blade chair is perfect for you. You sit on it and spinning saw blades, well, cut you in half. Inventor of the year!
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Reader Comments
1. Tiddler - April 27, 2007 11:07 AM
Marshmallow cook-offs, yeehaw!
2. Empty Republic - April 27, 2007 11:12 AM
I don't know about the table, but I'll take the chair!
3. SuperGreen420 - April 27, 2007 11:16 AM
looks like a large flaming tissue box from hell.
4. Ctrl_Z - April 27, 2007 11:52 AM
I'm buying it. Thank god there's a source link.
5. Cookie - April 27, 2007 12:03 PM
The pyromaniac in me is very excited!
6. Papageno - April 27, 2007 12:12 PM
How Promethean.
7. Aaron - April 27, 2007 1:12 PM
Finally! A way to deal with all the junk mail piling up on my coffee table.
8. Atolm - April 27, 2007 1:33 PM
Dammit Tiddler, you beat me to it!
I'd like to see the effects on your lungs/ceiling after a year of using that.
...mmm, sulphur dioxide. Now, where did my cat goOH FOR THE LOVE ALL ALL THAT IS HOLY!
It's disaster waiting to happen. Someone with pets WILL buy this thing.
but yeah, other than that, nice!
9. WiFi Pirate - April 27, 2007 1:37 PM
Come on... nobody else wanted to go for it... alright I'll bite...
"Gives a new meaning to "Hot Seat"'.
I can't believe everyone was above that joke, man! Comedy Gold!!
10. CAPITALLETTERS - April 27, 2007 2:07 PM
There's a lot of products getting designed which seem to have just about fuck all and buggery in the way of "function". Form's where the money's at, even if your produce-uct is complete wank.
11. CAPITALLETTERS - April 27, 2007 2:13 PM
P.S. WiFi Pirate: the reason nobody said that is because it is very clearly not a seat.
12. WiFi Pirate - April 27, 2007 2:54 PM
"not a seat"
That's not what you tell your friends, then they sit down and Whoosh!
Come on nothing says fun like a trip to the burn unit.
13. me - April 28, 2007 2:22 PM
New from death trap furniture. Flaming tabletop! impress your friends, perfect gift for those gassy people. throw away your junk mail as never before. doubles as a grill ( grill sold seperatly)
devil - hahah. O that's thier inventon,let me laugh even harder! HAHAHAH
14. jane - April 28, 2007 10:36 PM
...and that's how i got these third degree burns on my face
15. Toni-Maree - April 28, 2007 11:52 PM
I wonder how long the top stays nice sparkling and clean? I could just see the mischief my nephews would get up to...
16. 1-Ton - April 29, 2007 8:52 PM
If only "coffeetable" was a table with coffee, huh?
17. 1-Ton - April 29, 2007 9:03 PM
Meanwhile, in other literally-correct furniture news; loveseats now actually show affection; and easychairs give up sex with minimal effort and no commitment.
18. Brownian - April 29, 2007 10:15 PM
Hey 1-Ton, we're just seeing where this goes. In the meantime, if my chair and I want to have a little fun, who are we hurt--
What's that? How should I know? Look, just pee on it and hope it doesn't turn blue. Well? What colour is it? Oh shit.
Look, if anybody asks, you guys don't know where I am.
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20. Steve - June 21, 2007 1:35 PM
I can imagine it now 'hey guys wanna come over to my place?! I got an awesome table that gives you 40 degree burns! I know its great!'
21. specailmerac - August 12, 2007 3:28 PM
That looks great.. i am amazed at how innovative people are
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