Apr 18 2007Blood puddle pillows look like you're dead

If your idea of a good time is tricking people into thinking you've been shot, these blood puddle pillows are perfect for you. Well, not completely perfect, because I don't know how many people out there would believe your blood was made out of pillow. I know I would, but I also believe Abraham Lincoln was a part time astronaut.
EDIT: Ugh, bad timing with the Virgina Tech incident. Sorry about this.
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Reader Comments
1. vanman - April 25, 2007 9:27 AM
I do need one of these. When I got caught sleeping, I could merely act like it's just a prank. Remember my personal info damn you!!
2. MirianRuiz - April 25, 2007 9:48 AM
Thats so freaking cool !
LOL
3. Rob_Roy - April 25, 2007 12:24 PM
I gotta get one of these, and it would be amazing for April 1st
this thing just amazes me, but can you get one???
4. buzz_clik - April 25, 2007 7:16 PM
Those people should stop bludgeon... uhhh, bludging.
NOTE: This may only mean something to fellow Australian readers. To the rest of you, don't fret. It was a pretty crap pun anyways.
5. jonothon - April 25, 2007 9:10 PM
#1:"I do need one of these. When I got caught sleeping, I could merely act like it's just a prank."
Plus the screams would act as an alarm clock.
6. felicia - April 25, 2007 9:29 PM
hahahaha i really want one...but um...the 3d-nes of it would totally give away the fact that i'm not dead ...and if you drool like i do...it's definitely over. hahaa
7. Brownian - April 26, 2007 7:09 AM
I am gay
8. buzz_clik - April 26, 2007 4:57 PM
#5 - Yer a thinker. I like that.
P.S. Joy of joys - it actually remembered my personal info.
9. numbnuts - April 27, 2007 1:43 PM
you are a real NUMBNUTZ. I'm so proud to meet you man. wow. you are sooooooooo numb!
10. fuck you - April 28, 2007 3:36 AM
f*** you
11. BillyName99 - April 28, 2007 10:28 AM
That will go great with my Chalk Outline Sheets!!!
12. AmridikoN - April 29, 2007 5:58 PM
lol@billyname99
13. mizz - May 2, 2007 10:25 PM
now where can i get one of those?
14. SarahSilent - May 3, 2007 8:52 PM
I want one...
15. fenix - May 8, 2007 1:37 PM
These things are all the rage in compton. And in every other run-down ghetto. I see people lying on the street all the time with 'em. One guy actually had flies, too.
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17. Ashley Griesser - February 17, 2008 2:50 PM
OMG. Dude. THIS PILLOW IS THE SHIT! I want it so bad. It's such a great idea and I am so impressed! Whoever invented it or whatever PWNS. :D Thanks for making this! I hope to get pranked sometime, or prank someone! How much?! :P
18. Bob Saget - January 21, 2009 7:54 PM
doesnt look that real cuz of the pillow's fluff. u can see ripples and thats not right
19. juggalo fat kid - February 14, 2009 2:58 PM
wow tasha you should try getting a job. and i know its hard for someone as stupid and lazy as you , but retards can get jobs 2. oh and your over weight, its nasty, how does your new boyfriend look at you naked>. he must be retarded but your just wanting to be like your friends and date “SPECIAL” people. did your boyfriend graduate with a special education daploma 2?
20. SUPRA1COMBINE - March 4, 2009 4:43 PM
@ juggalo fat kid
You're one helluva queer.
I would love to buy this. How much and where?
21. Monicat - July 18, 2009 6:49 AM
LOL
Good Idea!!
u r sooo genius
22. AGRESSIVE PERFECTOR - September 10, 2009 2:24 PM
OK...
This is only while I get you spill the real blood...
Take care about your head continue on your shoulders...
Faggot !
23. defghnjh - November 1, 2009 1:39 AM
WANT.
24. Dragonboy888 - December 24, 2009 9:47 PM
I hae seen the guy on the bottom picture somewere
25. Jake - January 13, 2010 2:37 PM
If you were a good distance away it might be convincing. The smaller photo is what made me want to click to see what was going on. Morbid but bonus points for such a unique idea.
26. dREA - January 23, 2010 3:53 PM
OMG WERE CAN YOU GET THIS MY BF WANTS IT SO BAD AND I WANNA GET IT FOR HIM SOO BAD FOR VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!