Blood puddle pillows look like you're dead
If your idea of a good time is tricking people into thinking you've been shot, these blood puddle pillows are perfect for you. Well, not completely perfect, because I don't know how many people out there would believe your blood was made out of pillow. I know I would, but I also believe Abraham Lincoln was a part time astronaut.
EDIT: Ugh, bad timing with the Virgina Tech incident. Sorry about this.