40-year-old Virgin doll

It was a good movie, but who exactly is the market for this doll? Besides me, of course. I already ordered 80. Gajillion. Because really, if you're going to own one 40-year-old Virgin doll you might as well own 80 gajillion.

• Setting A Good Example: Pole Dancing Doll

  August 31, 2009 / Comments

  These pole dancing dolls are real products despite everything you know about life telling you they shouldn't be. I'll tell you one thing: no daughter of mine is playing with a damn stripper doll. I'm looking right at you, Barbie. Hussy! Product... / Continue →
• I Want: Turbo Heather XTreme Racedoll

  June 4, 2009 / Comments

  Why didn't we have cool toys like this when I was growing up? I only had one toy. And now I have wolf palm and bottle-cap glasses. Look out! Here come the Extreme Radio-Controlled Southern Belles! [dvice] Thanks to whoever sent me this last wee... / Continue →
• Tattooed Barbie: You're No Daughter Of Mine!

  May 4, 2009 / Comments

  Mattel's new 'Totally Stylin' Barbie doll comes with a bunch of sticker tattoos you can apply all over her forehead and neck to make her look way more totally stylin'. Make her a little R2-D2 backpack and that is one fine piece of plastic ass (not... / Continue →