40-year-old Virgin doll

It was a good movie, but who exactly is the market for this doll? Besides me, of course. I already ordered 80. Gajillion. Because really, if you're going to own one 40-year-old Virgin doll you might as well own 80 gajillion.

Setting A Good Example: Pole Dancing Doll

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I Want: Turbo Heather XTreme Racedoll

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Tattooed Barbie: You're No Daughter Of Mine!

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